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@5liveSport Wow @bbcjohnmurray, you absolutely nailed this piece of commentary. Your cadence and words were pitch perfect. I'm sure it's not easy calling a loss for the English sides - hopefully you won't have to do too much of that this summer!

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@RobertoHollis9 @chris_sutton73 @StatmanDave @alibruceball @FPLNorthern @LukeKempner Wow - what a superb effort @RobertoHollis9! Better than anything I could cobble together! 😃 In fact, I did do a song for this season, but it couldn't be played for copyright reasons - that will teach me for not checking! 😂

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@RobertoHollis9 Haha - brilliant! I loved seeing the handwritten notes of all the best bits. The workings behind the genius rhymes! And even @bbcjohnmurray would be proud of those handwritten notes! :)

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@alibruceball @_chriscoles_ @chris_sutton73 From now to the end of the season, whoever @StatmanDave suggests each week as his "Differential" will go straight into my team with the captain's armband. This week: A massive 1-pointer from Schade helping me to get thrashed by @alibruceball in the mini league 🫣

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@alibruceball @BBCSport @StatmanDave @chris_sutton73 All credit is due to my brilliant brother Tom and his amazing machine learning model!

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@alibruceball @chris_sutton73 @StatmanDave @BBCSounds Saka picking up a hamstring means his ownership has dropped to 6.7% - I'm taking the plunge! 3 losses from 3 so far this season - desperate times/desperate measures and all that. @StatmanDave - what do you think about Isak at 3.7% ownership??

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@GladiatorsTV - my son had a great idea for a new TV series: Gladiators International! Basically the Gladiators from the different franchises around the world (US, UK, Australia, etc) take each other on at the ultimate international showdown! 🔥 What do you think?

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@helenlclarke @alibruceball @LukeKempner @chris_sutton73 @StatmanDave @BBCSounds Thanks Helen!! :)

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@Simonpaulprice @alibruceball @LukeKempner Haha - fair enough 🙂 But you're doing the songs next season then!

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@Iandennisbbc @alibruceball @LukeKempner @chris_sutton73 @hipaulgorton Looks like being a crunch battle between you and me, Denno - a "relegation 6-pointer" to see which of us will avoid "the trapdoor" and which will stay "rooted to the bottom"...!

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@IanRowly38 @alibruceball @horrorsofficial @StatmanDave @chris_sutton73 That's amazing news - well done mate! 👍

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@alibruceball @chris_sutton73 @StatmanDave How bizarre that @alibruceball (who does not have immunity) and @StatmanDave (who excommunicated himself from the division) voted for Sutton's immunity, but @chris_sutton73 didn't! Incomprehensible! 😂

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@alibruceball @chris_sutton73 @StatmanDave - Vote on this: If Chris Sutton finishes RANK LAST of Div1, he surely MUST be relegated. The fact that this part of Tim's email was never even DISCUSSED shows us that Mr Sutton is F606's "Big Brother": Untouchable, unyielding, and unjust

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@RobertoHollis9 @alibruceball @StatmanDave @chris_sutton73 Haha - thanks mate! I'm working on it! 🎵😅

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@alibruceball @chris_sutton73 @StatmanDave George Orwell, 1984

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@alibruceball @chris_sutton73 @StatmanDave "The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship"

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@alibruceball @SamanthaQuek @chris_sutton73 People's Pep Tim clearly asked the Pod to vote on TWO topics: 1) Chris plays solo & 2) "No more exemption from relegation" (17:13). Why was motion #2 not voted on? I propose a new rule that if Chris finishes in 20th (rank bottom - even below me!) he be relegated! #CloughLove

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@jb181076 @alibruceball @SamanthaQuek @chris_sutton73 The specific category was "any sport from the Olympics at Paris 2024" - so sulky Sutton did indeed deserve to lose 😂

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@alibruceball @hughesmegan @LukeKempner @Iandennisbbc @FanalyticsPod FINALLY A WIN!

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@alibruceball @hughesmegan @LukeKempner @joe__sant @chris_sutton73 Thought I'd had an OK week for once, and then found I'd been drawn against the highest-scorer with a whopping 156 points. Can't catch a break!