Page-o-Matic

Witty Banter gives me a Smarton. Artist, Poet, Free Thinker, ❤️️ Star Wars, and I go to WallMart to feel pretty. TellSiri"I see a little silhouette of a man"

[Page-o-Matic @PageWallace]

#sk8ncr8

[Page-o-Matic @PageWallace]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn't but Twitter did! #MyTwitterAnniversary #noonecares

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@ABC @rachelvscott Putin, Like the GOP, can only respond with #whataboutism and can't handle answering truthfully.

[Page-o-Matic @PageWallace]

Give this reporter from @washingtonpost a raise!! Best question ever!!

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

.@svdate rocks. https://t.co/m8QJX924eb

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

So, let me get this straight. You think the Biden candidacy is going to be nuts and you're saying this FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE SINCE YOU DIED TWO WEEKS AGO

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Tucker Carlson loses it when a guest corrects his pronunciation of Kamala Harris's name

[Page-o-Matic @PageWallace]

#COVIDIOT @smashmouth performs live @SturgisRally for huge #maskless crowd says “Fuck that COVID shit”. He was a piece of shit when I met him, and an even bigger piece of shit for encouraging people to not wear a mask.

[Connor Matteson @connormatteson_]

🚨HAPPENING NOW🚨 The Buffalo Chip is attracting hundreds, if not thousands, due to the 80th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally (credit KOTATV) #SmashMouth #SouthDakota #Sturgis

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The enormous American flag in the background of an image of a white policeman kneeling on the neck of a black man makes this image look like 20th century Soviet propaganda.

[MJ Hegar @mjhegar]

Mitch McConnell is desperate to keep his right-hand man John Cornyn in the Senate — and now you've got him scared.

We can’t stop now. Chip in $3 to help make Mitch’s fears a reality. https://t.co/g9PuJYgaWQ

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

Holy shit - then where had I been going to work before you showed up????

This is quite concerning!!!!

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Are you kidding? That looks great. I will always Blrbk the Blub

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇 x1,000,000,000,000

[Orin Kerr @OrinKerr]

Steven Calabresi.
https://t.co/Vf99LoiRi9

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

No, Mr. President. We're not delaying the election. The American people are sick and tired of your authoritarianism, your lies, your racism. On November 3, 2020 democracy will prevail and your disastrous presidency will end. Bye-bye.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

The USA held an election during the Civil War, and we will hold one in 96 days. No distractions—let's get to work.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Here’s the day so far: it’s 11:22am

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

HE BROUGHT HIS STAFF INTO A ROOM WITH HIM TO TELL THEM ALL HE HAS COVID AYFKM?

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Rep. Pramila Jayapal says Barr targets Black Lives Matter protesters: "When White men with swastikas storm a government building with guns, there is no need for the president to activate you, because they're getting the president's personal agenda done" https://t.co/QNv3edq3dI

[Rebecca Ellis @Rjaellis]

Feds approaching and just got shot in hand trying to film. Don’t think that TRO worked