Ryland Salsbury

Emergency Medicine Physician: an overgrown child wearing pajamas who can prescribe narcotics

[Ryland Salsbury @PagingDrSteak]

@NBC12 As the city has no hospital beds to treat ANYTHING and is burning down slowly, Dr. @GlennYoungkin decides to pour gas on the COVID fire. Thanks, buddy!

[Steve Carroll DO MEd @embasic]

I sense a disturbance in the EM Force, as if a million asymptomatic hypertensions suddenly started fleeing to the nearest Emergency Department

And where’s your mask Mehmet???

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

How is he still on TV? https://t.co/Z38Pj3Q3jK

[Ryland Salsbury @PagingDrSteak]

@NBC12 “Died of an overdose” thanks for the grim reality!

[Jaime @TraumaJunkie17]

Every single doctor in my ED is vaccinated, and pro-vaccination. Maybe half the nursing/tech staff is vaccinated and many are anti-vaccination. Why is there such a disparity, and is anyone else having similar experiences? #MedTwitter

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

One thing we know for certain is that you should seek medical advice on social media 👍🏼

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

FRIEND: must be nice to see everything getting back to normal in the hospitals

NURSE WHO JUST FINISHED THEIR THIRD EXTRA SHIFT THIS WEEK DUE SEVERE STAFFING SHORTAGES THAT ARE ONLY EXPECTED TO GET WORSE HEADING INTO RESPIRATORY SEASON: yeah it’s super

[Daniel J. Ritter, MD @DRitterMD]

Friendly reminders:

1. This guy does not work in healthcare
2. He is not funny
3. Jokes about July are demeaning to the work done by new physicians to get to where they are, the people who supervise them, and everyone else vital to the safe delivery of healthcare.

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

“Thank you to my parents I’m a badass with a diploma” is what Jennifer Rocha wrote on her graduation cap. The @ucsandiego student took her graduation pics in a farm field to honor her parents. Since high school she worked alongside them planting strawberries.
📷:Branden Rodriguez

[Ryland Salsbury @PagingDrSteak]

@BeckerPalooza I’ve heard rumors that it’s “da best”

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

"Pediatric Patients Say the Darnedest Things"

8: why's my voice weird

me: it's hoarse cuz you have laryngitis

8: oh

me: other questions?

8: what's the difference between laryngitis & a bump on my head?

me: what?

8: one makes me a little hoarse & the other a little unicorn

[Ryland Salsbury @PagingDrSteak]

@EnderTheThird @qobrienMPH “But, don’t you have fingers?!”
“I’m sorry, I only swipe with alcohol swab and stare”

[Ryland Salsbury @PagingDrSteak]

@PaintTouches I mean, Crean only had 1 Final Four and we made him the second highest paid coach in the nation... before he left for an Indiana program in shambles. As a MU alum living in Richmond, I am beyond excited

[Ryland Salsbury @PagingDrSteak]

Even the Nickelodeon #NickNFL broadcast is questioning the fact that the bears called 3 running plays in a row with 1:40 left to go in the half #NickWildCard

[Ryland Salsbury @PagingDrSteak]

Can’t wait to hear the Nickelodeon broadcast explain Nick Foles’ nickname

[Ryland Salsbury @PagingDrSteak]

@StanfordChild @StanfordMed @CalifBRN I’ve been a resident in the PICU caring for the sickest of the sick children. What would happen if I said something like this about any member of the care team? I sure hope someone with this attitude never takes care of me or my family.