Paglaa Choda

The Unproposed Guy
Me line se jyada fumble marta hu.

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

Ghana coffin dancers make video thanking doctors for their hard work.

Though that devil laugh at the end.
#CoffinDance
#Corona

[Rhythem Goswami @Rhythem_goswami]

People: What is the reason for hike in petrol price?
Government: Nehru....
People: 🤬
Government: It is the fault of the dinosaurs, they should have died in India. They chose to die in Muslim world and of course it is Dinosaur Jihad.

#PetrolPriceHike #PetrolDieselPriceHike

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

🇺🇸 - what a lit party it was!

🇮🇳 - Bsdk, Aukat mai piya karo. Ultiya ho jaye itana pite hi kyu ho!

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

I'm not dhinchak pooja but selfie mene leli aaj!

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

Wearing a mask on your chin is like wearing a condom on your balls.

#MaskUpIndia #Showerthoughts

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

@teenyweenny And I just googled what is BTS!

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

India ke dil me dimag nahi hai.

[ANI @ANI]

Madhya Pradesh: Social distancing norms flouted during a party joining programme of BJP in Sagar district; State Minister Govind Singh Rajput was also present at the event. (13.06.2020)

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

Was trying to give solder to cry on,

Me- Stop being sentimental. you will be all fine.

She- Don't give me relationship advices. I have been in bunch of relationships

Me- That's why I am giving you advise.

And as always she unmatched me.

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

After watching videos of Sandeep Maheshwari,

Me- I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.

@SandeepSeminars

[Rhythem Goswami @Rhythem_goswami]

Indians were angry with Snapchat and took it out on Snapdeal,

Indians were angry with surf excel advertisement and took it out on Microsoft excel,

Indians were angry with CAB and took it out on Ola and Uber,

Now I am concerned about Mc-Donald.

#BlackLivesMatter #USARIOTS

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

The White House turned off their all light.

They thought If we turn off the lights, the protesters'll think no one's home and they'll all go away.

#USAonFire #BlackLivesMatter #USARIOTS #BlackLiveMattters

[uno @bbgathome]

Kunal Kamra was that kid who used to fart and then go now who did this???😂😂😂

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

When brown girls don't know what to reply?

Brown girls: Matlab kuch bhi.

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

In nowadays, we are all probably yawning less as we can't see other people yawning!

#lockdownextension #Showerthoughts

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

If we continue wearing mask, our next generation will think that mouth is a private part,

and they would think like kissing is more disgusting than sucking cock.

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

Me yaha pe pani puri khane ke bad sukha mangne ma sharama raha hu,
Aur yaha pe log asking my crush out for dinner 🥺😣😥😭

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

@forever_akela Aaj bhi Bira pine se pahele 100 bar sochta hu aur phir Budweiser pi leta hu.

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

@forever_akela Aaj bhi Starbucks ki jagah CCD, Pizza Hut ki jagah Domino's prefer karta hu.

[Paglaa Choda @PaglaaChoda]

@flippantboi @engisneer https://t.co/MZZWp1gkjU

[NK @not_so__funny]

@PaglaaChoda you are aatmanirbhar before modiji told us to do so☺️