New Year No Fear I’m Here

Philosophy and Gjokes she/they 🤡not for minors🤡

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Trying my best

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Yeah I miss my twitter friends but you gotta admit this is pretty impressive

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In what I hope will be my most appreciated tweet, goodbye twitter as I am going into the hospital to get help for my brain. I don’t know what’s a joke anymore anyway, but I know getting help when I have it

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Referring to The Adventure of Charles Augustus Megasuck and The Creeping Man, respectively

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Really into Sherlock Holmes ACD originals lately because sometimes they’re like blackmail is so immoral and women are so mistreated in our society and sometimes they’re like wouldn’t it be fucked up if you took a viagra that made you crawl all over the roof? It would

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Got asked what the three most recent presidents were and then asked to name three local sports teams, I was like what the fuck that’s my least strong trivia category. Tell me to name three types of fanfiction AUs or something good god, too much expected of me, a sad little snail

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Life is amazing I can still learn new things about green eggs and ham. I can still see good things and learn. Life is beautiful

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In the first episode of Green Eggs and Ham there’s a petition to Save The Yips. Today I found out “The Yips” is a sports term for when you suddenly can’t do something because you’re overthinking it. yeah I was just thinking about is casually becauSE GUYS INVENTIONS EXPLODE ITS OH

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Listen I am doing my best I really am but I simply cannot be Holmes and Watson AND mrs Hudson AAAAAAANd Fuckin Lestrade making fun of me for not getting shit done. It’s just too many people to be

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Bit obsessed w this cover of ACD Sherlock bc yep that’s him. That’s the guy

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Trying to enjoy life while dodging advertisements

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@LemonFoDrizzle Same

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Some may call it memory damage I call it enjoying the same stories from my friends like they’re new every time

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@cleverghoul Legos 🤝 bricks
Lincoln Logs 🤝 Regular logs
Oh yeah it’s all comin together now

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My brain is NOT working because I look at this and I go I understand the diagram, I have read the instructions. Now I know how to do this. If I run into any difficulty I’ll just look at the page again.

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@naniiebim Felt

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Therapist: and what coping mechanisms are you using
Me: so if I can quote Meghan Thee Stallion here, I don’t even know how I deal,

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Brett Hand 🤝 Me (we’re holding hands)

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I don’t know how to cook and I don’t want to learn. I don’t want to know how the sausage is made