typhoid mary

worst bitch u know

[typhoid mary @Paige598]

how would she even fuck the bee

[ari 𖦹 @iiloveuimsrry]

I like to smoke weed Sorry

[hoodie @99Cooking]

sometimes im like “I should stop smoking weed” and then I smoke weed and I’m like “this is exactly what we do it for”

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Keep calling them pervert glasses, say it to people you see wearing them, never stop.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

unironically yes golf courses are evil

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Really one of the GOAT tweets of this website.

[typhoid mary @Paige598]

they wanna frack me

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

!!!!

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Party of family values right here folks

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

we create tons of them, they’re women

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

#obsession

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[morph :) @morpharr]

jaime: hey so your fucked up father is beating and raping your mom every day. we should probably help her?

rhaegar:

[Sam ☽ @somegrlsam]

She did not give him her number. Providing information for services is not consent for you to use that information as you please just because you work there and have access to it. Doing so can actually get you fired at most jobs. That’s absolutely wrong you people are cracked out

[zeliha ꕤ @zelihatwt]

why is everyone so comfortable with calling women bitches

[finn 🍉 top surgery aug 6 😭🙏 @ironasss]

despite working less than half the year, we make barely triple the median salary :(

[yoi @iamthtverywitch]

sitting in a theater full of men laughing because a woman psychologically deteriorates after having her autonomy violated beyond repair added an entirely different layer of horror for me and you are all so stupid