Paige Deines

Wife to the most amazing husband, Mommy to the sweetest baby girls.

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

You can't defeat the demons you enjoy playing with

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

@David_Lorenzo Yes! I love mine too

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

Living my best life blasting Candy Paint in my RAV4 with my 2 kids in the back - balling out on gold fish & change back from my iced coffee.
✌🏼

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

@brysonbax *me when I worked nightshift at the hospital

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

Just curious: what are your 3 favorite coffee or tea drinks? They can be from anywhere! I’m wanting to try some more things 🍵☕️

*mine are in the comments

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

@abbey4nier Literally why I stick to the iced coffee flavors too 🤣

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@abbey4nier That sounds good though! I love hazelnut 😋 I typically only get the matcha or iced coffee because I’m basic 💁🏼‍♀️

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

“yes, Mommy does have a butt”
“Yes, Mommy did poopy in the potty”

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

Things I thought I’d never say until I became a parent

* a thread

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“If you sit on the potty, you can have another donut”

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“Is that poop or peanut butter?”

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“Get your hand out of your butt!”

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

Can we go back to Austin, pls? @krobb94

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

Florida man accused of shoving woman to get egg rolls

Accurate*

[swervin merv @ratatooile]

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

@abbey4nier Hang in there! I’ll be thinking of you 😘

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

How drunk was Hannah B during the show tho? 🥂

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

Blake told me that he’s going to put me on an avocado budget 🙄

It could be a lot worse, ya know 🥑

[Paige Deines @PaigeMarkwell]

@_CharlesPreston 7 jobs between 14-24

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Mama is back in school full time 🙌🏻