Paige Parenteau

Model. B.Comm. Business Strategist.

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

Who accomplished more - Ghengis Khan or Oprah?

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

@ruby_reds Hey finances can be stressful plus who can say no to $4/free drinks?! #saving$already

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

I love pumpkin everything! #sowhat

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

Who is a financial advisor!? This girl! #licensed

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

Making myself a lot less searchable #namechange #keepingitclassy

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

@Penisinit you called it! #bjz

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

"@UberFacts: The average student experiences a 70% decrease in stress, anxiety and depression during the month of June." #word #passed!!!!

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

#onestepcloser

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

There needs to be more reasons than just stagettes to get that crazy! #limos #midgets #dildos #midgetblowupdoll #intrusionalert #mallcops

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

Home Sweet Home. Unwinding after a killer Sasquatch adventure. #takemeback #GORGEous

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

It's our dog's birthday.. Do I tell her? Does she know? #boobooturnedtwo

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

@Penisinit air enchiladas actually. An air taco is something much different and if you have to ask you can't afford it. #weirdstuff

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

@Penisinit i can't be sure but I believe it is 30 pesos o clock. Also there are seagulls everywhere.

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

@Penisinit not the 7 string...even though its cool, it's pretty specialty and hard to move...also, next beach vacation you are in!

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

@Penisinit whatchu need homey??

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

Gonna take a ride on your disco stick @brandonparty

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

My bf couldn't cook a rare steak if his sex life depended in it @brandonparty

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

"Please god.. don't let me eat 15 Olive Garden peppers in one sitting ever again". -my stomach

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

Wow where my girls at? Blasting BSB I cant believe I forgot how amazing this shit is!

[Paige Parenteau @PaigeRageous]

Beer just tastes better in bathtubs.