Paige Schoof

[Bay @baileeg4]

I can’t believe the rest of the U.S has no idea of the magical healing powers of @VernorsSoda

[Chloé @ChloeStillwell]

My toxic trait is thinking I need a caffineted drink every time I leave my house

[Morgan Adams @morganadams]

every girl that bullied me in middle school said:

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

what if we kissed on the justin bieber couch

[Jayne 🩰 @jaynemendy]

avoidable products you might not know are causing CLIMATE CHANGE
A THREAD:

[Paige Schoof @PaigeSchoof]

@jordynschoof You literally must not have ever been to chick fil a

[Paige Schoof @PaigeSchoof]

@jordynschoof Talk shit about the Corp all you want but NOBODY can say that chicken isn’t the best chicken out there😳😂

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I mean. They couldn’t stop themselves from blatantly escalating things. Even for a few days, even cynically, even for the optics.

[Paige Schoof @PaigeSchoof]

@gabs679 You’re a better person than me bc I would’ve tagged they assess 💀😂

[Dylan Ward Cunningham @theprincedylan]

Genovia hasn’t reported a SINGLE CASE of COVID-19. This is what TRUE leadership looks like.

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

interviewer: any special skills?

me: *closing my eyes and beginning to recite the entire olive garden menu from memory*

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me after carrying the weight of being a burden to society all day

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

I think a tattoo would make me feel better

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

when i was a kid, i thought that laminating things was cool. now im an adult and i know that laminating things is extremely fucking cool

[Annabel Meschke @annabel_meschke]

Twin Sissy bedtime routine :-) we do this every night without fail. And without music :)

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

may the 5th be with you

[T’RAY @teerae]

I spend a lot of time on Zillow looking at $600,000 homes for someone who doesn’t have $600,000