Paige

dog mom & craft enthusiast, also a peds resident | views are my own |

[Lexie Mannix, MD @ALMannixMD]

We don’t call consultants because we don’t know what’s going on.

We call because we know exactly when we need help.

[Sulman Aziz Mirza, MD? | TheKicksShrink @sulmoney]

Your doctor hates Big Pharma and Big Insurance and Big Hospital more than you do

[Dr. Stressed Steminist 🩺 @ntradsteminist]

Hi fam. Unfortunately the computer didn’t agree with my rank and I did not match. If anyone has any contacts or know anyone who applied ob and soaped into a surgical prelim please send them my way. Also please do not tell me you are sorry. I will be okay.

[Hesham Elharti, MD @elharty_hisham]

Unfortunately I didn’t get MATCHED this season. Any advice or recommendations will be greatly appreciated.
NON US IMG, On J2(EAD)
YOG:2024, Egypt.
Speciality: Internal Medicine (4 IVs)
USMLE scores: 254,266,249
USCE: 5 Months
Publications: 14 (SR&MA, letters, books)
#Match2026

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

You're gonna wanna sit down for when I tell you who played the roles of women in Shakespeare's time.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Cheesecake Factory training is up to 4 weeks and then even after that you’re still in a probationary period and have to follow lead servers around until they deem you fit enough to drop brown bread by yourself. Just leaving that here for some framing.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

This is really one of the more galling parts of this discourse every time it pops up; random American civilians are supposed to be calm, disciplined, ice-water in their veins, but armed agents of the state are entitled to take life on the basis of “feelings”

[Sam Greene @samagreene]

I study authoritarianism for a living, so I do not say this lightly: America isn't facing an authoritarian future. America is living an authoritarian present.

(A long 🧵)

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[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

"Only very sick kids should die from measles"

No, Secretary Kennedy

NO child should die from measles.

Because there's a vaccine to prevent it.

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

If a kid gets meningococcemia because they didn’t get the meningitis vaccine and then loses their limbs due to overwhelming sepsis where should they wear their wearable?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ollie. He found a perfectly placed carrot snack on his walk. Simply can't believe his luck. 13/10 best day ever

[Danielle Beckman @DaniBeckman]

Anti-vax parents who bring their kids with a preventable disease to a hospital should face criminal charges. Not only did they expose a minor unnecessarily, but also a hospital full of immunocompromised people who often cannot receive their vaccine due to immunological issues.

[Milad Sharifpour, MD @MSharifpourMD]

Some ICU cheer

[Nathan Cooke @CelticAshes]

A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store, drank some scotch and whiskey, trashed the place, and was found passed out on the bathroom floor. 🤣

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

I'm sorry but the national media would have had multiple strokes if Joe Biden was sleeping/passed out in his chair in the Oval Office.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

“They were careless people… they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

With all due respect, @MerriamWebster, I am far from optional—at least for those who favor civilization over confusion, chaos, and anarchy.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

This plaque in the East Wing of the White House has been torn down by Donald Trump, a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist.

[ANDI!! (DM FOR COMM INFO) @sillyspiderv]

imagine being a president and the only records you broke were the longest government shutdowns and the worst economy recorded omg

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

residency applicant: buys a ring light, ensures the webcam is eye level, dresses their best, thoughtfully designs their interview background

residency interviewer: