Paige May

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

Thinking about having a baby for the maternity leave

[˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ @pengblackgyal]

it’s 2019........why r y’all still buying individual bottles of water when y’all can just get a brita

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Dating me would be so fun you’d wake up and be like what’d you do last night & id be like I was harassing a 40-year-old anti vaxxer named Karen online till 3 am & you’d be like aw

[Triston Marez @TristonMarez]

Fire(and I can’t stress this enough)ball

[kenzie loves lance @bisexualspies]

if you're against gays because "the bible says so" then you better not

- masturbate
- watch porn
- eat bacon
- have tattoos
- get remarried
- gossip
- play american football
- have premarital sex
- wear polyester
- work on saturday

because the bible forbids those things too

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

dresses like this are a hate crime against big titties

[brandi @brandinicc]

•GIVEAWAY•
I’m giving away $50 to two people

Must be following me, Rt & Share!❤️

[Vivian @suchnerve]

HANDY RED FLAGS GUIDE

If someone unironically says the following, ditch them.

1. “Boys will be boys”
2. “I’m not racist, but”
3. “I don’t mind gays as long as they don’t hit on me”
4. “But biological sex”
5. “Burger flippers”
6. “Illegals”
7. “It’s free speech”
8. “Handouts”

[samantha @milkygoddess]

due to personal reasons i will finally b getting my shit together

[rach✨ @ratch_jax]

In elementary school when we would have read out loud to the class from the textbook I would literally count the kids in front of me and figure out what section I was reading so I could practice it before it got to my turn & I think that’s where my anxiety started.

[baby sp!ce @emdoyl]

2011: The world’s gonna end next year...like probably....bc of something w the Mayans

People: *freaking out*

2019: There is SCIENTIFIC PROOF that Global Warming is rapidly destroying life as we know it, and we need change, fast.

People: lol ok

[emily :) @tireshateher]

@psalm420 everyone who works a service job in the replies: sometime’s we’re just sad and have been working for ten hours man, it’s not that deep

white moms in the replies: this KID who works at JC PENNEYS didn’t ASK ME HOW MY DAY WAS so they need to be fired and find a new job !