Paige 💕

Musician

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

Who is keeping Long John Silver’s in business?

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

This is my formal petition to add two horns to every car. One for when I’m trying to gently tell someone the light is green (we’ve all been there), and one for when I need to tell someone they drive like s*** and need to do better

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

@elopabop Online date, they said…it will be fun, they said 😒😒😒

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

It’s lucky to get shit on by a bird, right?

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

Calling out @bathbodyworks for dumping their unused soap and other products instead of donating those products to a shelter. Found this out first hand. Be better. #stopthewaste

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

@SpiritAirlines is without a doubt the worst airline company

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@tbabbitt44 Cookies have a gender? Are you talking about the “gingerbread man”? Lol

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

@elopabop I mean, I’d watch 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

@elopabop 😱😬🤦🏻‍♀️

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

@MaddieThome RESIST!!!!

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

Wasn’t aware you could just kick the football out of the refs hands and get away with it

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

@elopabop A personal source of mine confirmed his existence. However they did note that he looked photoshopped in person. An alien perhaps?

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

@Adthome1 Uhmmm what?!

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@tbabbitt44 @Xfinity They are the worst

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

“Hellooooo” -Maddie
“What?” - Me
“....I was talking to my cheese” - Maddie

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@amm070787 @MaddieThome Sorry, Adam. Sister before mister 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

@MaddieThome comes home in 3 days and I don’t think I’ve ever missed someone so much in my life

[Paige 💕 @PaigeThome]

@MaddieThome @JenABush And your sister 😉

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@elopabop Girl I support you

[ren-nifer’s body @wrennne8]

honestly i feel so bad for ppl who have bad relationships with their siblings bc my sister is my favorite human being on the planet and i would probably explode if i went more then 24 hours without saying something dumb to her