PaigeTulane

True eccentric who loves to contemplate the universe in all its Glory

[greg @greg16676935420]

It’s only July but I’m calling it early for craziest video of the year

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Wait what?!!!!!!???

[PaigeTulane @PaigeTulane]

@accuweather Yikes!!! 😳

[PaigeTulane @PaigeTulane]

@linadreaamy 98

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

If your name is Sarah and you’re not telling people it’s short for Triceratops, what are you even doing with your life?

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

It’s incredible how many of our current global issues have been caused by three white men, all well past the average life expectancy, clinging to power and starting vanity wars to avoid going to prison for the rest of their lives, or worse.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: YOU POKED THE BEAR! Rep. Jamie Raskin unleashes a fiery defense of his constituent, the former Olympian who was arrested for allegedly "vandalizing" the Reflecting Pool — and exposes Trump as the real vandal.

This is a brilliant angle...

“Davey Hearn is my constituent, a native-born resident of Montgomery County, a three-time Olympian canoeist, and a famed and celebrated teacher and coach of canoeing and kayaking in our community,” Raskin stated. “He is beloved in my district as a model citizen whether on water or on dry land. He is a great guy.”

The 67-year-old Hearn was arrested last month and indicted by a grand jury (an incredibly easy hurdle to clear). Prosecutors absurdly accused him of "forcefully and violently” tearing up the pool's liner and damaging the sealant. The accusation came as Trump was desperately trying to insist that the hilariously botched renovations were the result of leftist vandals and not the natural consequence of hiring incompetent, crooked contractors to perform the work.

This prosecution is a waste of our time, tax dollars, and a blatant abuse of federal power to help a failed President save face.

"Davey Hearn would never desecrate a federal building or landmark by writing his name on it or affixing his name illegally to it or engaging in any other kind of political graffiti, vandalism or delinquency,” Raskin continued, clearly referring to Trump’s actions. “He would never intentionally damage government property. Whether we are talking about the White House, the Reflecting Pool or the Kennedy Center, Davey would never try to alter, bulldoze or redesign federal property or buildings without explicit Congressional authorization and direction.”

“Davey is an honorable and law-abiding citizen who has won real giant prizes, including eight world championships,” Raskin added. “He did so without any corrupt practices and only through his magnificent hard work and surpassing dedication to the team. He would never try to undercut or sabotage anyone, much less our entire community.”

If he’s found guilty in this ludicrous legal saga, Hearn could face up to 10 years in prison, an absolutely vile miscarriage of justice as Trump, a pedophiliac, war criminal felon continues to walk free.

Please ❤️ and share if you stand with Hearn!

[PaigeTulane @PaigeTulane]

@ThatEricAlper You actually made me doubt myself for a hot minute 🤔

[PaigeTulane @PaigeTulane]

@ThrillaRilla369 An expensive 68°

[PaigeTulane @PaigeTulane]

@Noirchick1 I really thought this was Diane Lane! What a good surprise! 💞

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

It was so effective, every box sold came with self-defense instructions.

[PaigeTulane @PaigeTulane]

@ThatEricAlper Kate Bush Running Up That Hill

[They Not Like Us @YZSIISZY]

@TheRickWilson @ProjectLincoln Imagine bombing the Middle East and flying around in a jet from the Middle East? Trump is literally making history. He's the worst president ever.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

45 years ago today, The Go-Go's released 'Beauty and the Beat.' It became the first album by an all-woman band to reach No. 1 in the U.S., powered by “We Got the Beat” and “Our Lips Are Sealed.”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Can we just get one day where everything isn’t so fucking stupid?

[PaigeTulane @PaigeTulane]

Exactly This 💯

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

Donald Trump's name appears 1 million times in the Epstein Files. Ted Lieu and other members of Congress have confirmed that there's proof, in those Files, that Trump raped and otherwise sexually assaulted children. JD Vance's "sugar daddy," Peter Thiel, is in the Epstein Files. Elon Musk, who rigged the 2024 election for Trump, is in the Epstein Files. Thiel and Musk were the founders of Paypal. Melania Trump is in the Epstein Files. Cabinet members Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Mehmet Oz, Howard Lutnick, and over 30 others are in the Epstein Files. Trump's Chief of Staff, Susie Wiles, previously worked for Benjamin Netanyahu, who is in the Epstein Files. Long time supporter, Steve Bannon, is in the Epstein Files. I suspect that Karoline Leavitt's husband, who is an ultra wealthy Trump associate more than twice her age, is in the Epstein Files. Pam Bondi was the Attorney General in Florida who let Epstein and other child sex traffickers evade justice. Conservative Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh in the Epstein Files. Many of Trump's wealthy donors are in the Epstein Files. I can guarantee that several GOP members of Congress are in the Epstein Files, including Lindsey Graham, Jim Jordan, and Andy Biggs, who are being accused by Sasha Riley of raping him as a child with Trump. Trump's entire 2nd administration has been about covering up the Epstein Files...including bribing Ghislaine Maxwell, by moving her to a low security prison with special treatment, to keep her silence. This is no coincidence. The Epstein Class had to cover up their crimes, so they installed Trump, the Pedophile King, as America's President. It's time we all acknowledged that America has been taken over in a coup to hide a decades long, murderous child sex trafficking ring that was used to blackmail and control wealthy, powerful men from around the world.

[PaigeTulane @PaigeTulane]

@YourAnonNews Why does she wear a short sleeved dress, you ask? Because she wants everyone to see, obviously. Sad!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Watched a dude carry a screaming toddler across the parking lot. He noticed me looking at him and said,
“He’s mine, I’m not stealing him” and then before I could reply he added, “If I was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn’t be this asshole.”
😂😂😂