Paige Phillips

I am a land mermaid

[Molly McGrath @MollyAMcGrath]

My flight from Lincoln is severely delayed and everyone on board is grumbling. As we deplane for maintenance, I hear one of the workers call his kid and say, “I’m so sorry. Please tell your brother that he’ll have to walk to school today.” Perspective.

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

@sammimiller 100%

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

@sammimiller 100%

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

@sammimiller What even is that?

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

Kyle: is Martha’s Vineyard the Dolly World of Martha Stewart? Me: is this a joke @kyledurham5

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

@JessieJDecker Detroit!!!

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

@sammimiller Especially because I was already with you...

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

@JessieJDecker Detroit!!!

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

I feel like I should be more ashamed that I still have to jump on the counter to reach the top shelf.

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

That 30 second pause between someone getting into your car and you moving everything but the kitchen sink off the passenger seat.

[Carl @gnarlystewart]

Kim K named her baby Chicago West. If you put a comma in between Chica & go, it becomes “Chica, go West”. West of LA is the Pacific Ocean. Ocean rhymes with potion. Potion has 6 letters. “Lip kit” also has 6 letters. Kylie sells lip kits. Kim is hinting that Kylie is pregnant.

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

Me after completing one set of note cards

[Blake Lively @blakelively]

Happy birthday, baby.

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

Kristina deserves soo much better!!!! #bachlorinparadise

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

@YesBails Oh my gosh nooo that seems like yesterday!!!

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

@Raealbert17 Why did I just see this!!! I miss you so much more 💔

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

This is all I want in life https://t.co/HBm9htpaTu

[Paige Phillips @Paige_Phillips6]

@YesBails Love you❤️💛