'thank fuck for Paella Dave.'
'the great wall of Paella.'
'Paella Dave guesses the right way, but uses a wrist that would be more useful if I put mango chutney on it. Calm down Chunks, we're not really ordering a curry.'
'Paella hates Leeds scum, pass it on.'
'Paella falls over to his right as the seagul shagger slots it home to his left.'
'you're more stupid that you look if you think you're beating Paella from there.'
'that was about as much use as Paella Daves fax machine.'