Paiges 🌻🐄

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[Paiges 🌻🐄 @Paigessss]

Get you a bitch that can do it all 🙂‍↕️ like me 😌

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“How did we go from paper straws to data centres?”

It’s because no one listened to the environmentalists who said unchecked corporate pollution was the bigger issue.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I know our periods be tearing our stomachs UP but we don’t talk enough about THE LOWER BACK. MY GAWDDDD😭😭

[marlon 🐅 @xemsiv]

i hit this exact pose every morning before going to work.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember when Netflix was a straight up $7 a month for every subscriber and Hulu was free with ads, and we actually had a $1 value menu at every fast food chain, and you didn't have to spend $100 on five bags of BASIC groceries?

This simulation sure is fun.🫠

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Thinking about the time I got lost inside the duvet cover while trying to match up the corners and my cats all thought I was playing a game and started beating the sh*t out of me.

[chels @gremlingardener]

“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

people who dont have cats are always like oh but they are so aloof and unattached. then why is my cat trying to break down my bathroom door when im in the shower

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Y’all ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they can feel included.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Kids these days don’t know any practical skills.”

Somebody from the generation that decided to remove woodshop, auto shop, home economics, and personal finance from public school curriculums in exchange for more practical tests.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Airbnbs are so funny to me because "sleeps 8" could mean 8 people get their own bed or it could mean someone's gonna have to sleep on top of the refrigerator

[dee @EL3KTRAS]

THIS GIF IS SO FUNNY

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I keep coming back to the fact that my ADHD went undiagnosed for so long, because a high-functioning, overachieving woman, constantly bordering on burnout was seen as fine, because as long as I didn't burnout, no-one really cared that maybe I was functioning but not fine.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD advice is like, "Break the task into smaller parts"

Awesome. Now I have 47 tiny enemies

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The weird thing about late-diagnosed ADHD is realizing you've been using panic as your main source of motivation for most of your life.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

Orcas out here saving the planet bc we humans are so fucking useless