Paige Noonan

how long has my bio been blank?
she/her

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I'm drunk zso idk.. .

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@PicturesFoIder

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I never thought that I'd be battling a fear of t-shirts at 27, but God knows I couldn't handle an actual fear and she spared me.

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My old boss (idiot, misogynist) thought the upstairs apartment would rent in DAYS and that it was priced way too low. He said that dumb shit to me 47 days ago... About two groups, on average, have seen the apartment every day since then. (It's unrented.)

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I thought I put 1pm as the pick up time for my cake at Costco so I went at 130 and they brought it out unfinished and I was like "this is unfinished" so they finished it in like 15 minutes and when they handed it to me the form said 3pm pick up time I feel so bad 😭😭😭

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Asshole genes don't discriminate

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"You should reach out to your support system when you feel like you need help!" yeah okay but I am a burden so I will absolutely not be doing that

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Calories don't count during teacher appreciation week

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Love going to Starbucks when they're out of dragonfruit so it looks like I ordered milk...

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New brain movie just dropped that I've been watching the trailed of for months, first 8 minutes are great.

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How many times are you supposed to read an email before sending it? I'm currently averaging 30 times, 45 if it's going to more than one person.

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My professor: "Please complete this assignment called "Can I throw this away?"
Me: "Here's my argument against throwing it away, but depending on outside forces, you may need to throw it away."
My professor: "Wrong. You can never throw this away, you can't decide that."
Me:🙃🙃

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@LouisPisano These are all so bad 🙈

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You may be able to tell that I'm not doing amazing with this flu I've had for the last five days by the fact that I almost got in the shower with my shirt on...

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Oh a truly terrible day like today I think I might need a gratitude journal. My life is so different than 5 years ago and unrecognizable from 10 years ago.

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Yelled at Xavier for always buying cheese sticks and babybels but never eating them, meaning I steal a couple every week until their gone. This man tells me he really just buys them for me...

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My biggest flex is I can leave a plate full of hot spring rolls and latkes on the couch and go three rooms away, but when I come back it's still there. Love my dog. 💕

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Does anyone play mini motorways on normal speed? I feel like I'm watching inchworms lmao

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I want to go to an onsen once a week

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I haven't had a night where I obsess over how much time I have left to sleep until I have no time left in years. I think 6 hours over two days is going to be bad for me. 😴

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TWO WEEKS!