My old boss (idiot, misogynist) thought the upstairs apartment would rent in DAYS and that it was priced way too low. He said that dumb shit to me 47 days ago... About two groups, on average, have seen the apartment every day since then. (It's unrented.)
I thought I put 1pm as the pick up time for my cake at Costco so I went at 130 and they brought it out unfinished and I was like "this is unfinished" so they finished it in like 15 minutes and when they handed it to me the form said 3pm pick up time I feel so bad ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
My professor: "Please complete this assignment called "Can I throw this away?"
Me: "Here's my argument against throwing it away, but depending on outside forces, you may need to throw it away."
My professor: "Wrong. You can never throw this away, you can't decide that."
Me:๐๐
You may be able to tell that I'm not doing amazing with this flu I've had for the last five days by the fact that I almost got in the shower with my shirt on...
Oh a truly terrible day like today I think I might need a gratitude journal. My life is so different than 5 years ago and unrecognizable from 10 years ago.
Yelled at Xavier for always buying cheese sticks and babybels but never eating them, meaning I steal a couple every week until their gone. This man tells me he really just buys them for me...
My biggest flex is I can leave a plate full of hot spring rolls and latkes on the couch and go three rooms away, but when I come back it's still there. Love my dog. ๐
I haven't had a night where I obsess over how much time I have left to sleep until I have no time left in years. I think 6 hours over two days is going to be bad for me. ๐ด