Paige

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she/her

[Paige @Paijus]

hot and fresh new cover song to listen to with your ears https://t.co/gyPdC2DXWt

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

God please keep the same actors but have them play entirely different characters it would be so funny

[Paige @Paijus]

This Actor Looks Unrecognisable After Weight Loss - Seriously Who is That? We're So Fucking Scared Right Now

[Paige @Paijus]

Polyphonic/overtone singing would be more impressive if it sounded good. It sounds like a machine. Robot music.

[Paige @Paijus]

Driving past so much broken glass store fronts did people go nuts yesterday after the England game

[Paige @Paijus]

Oh shi the loaded potato has hit the UK they're evolving

[Paige @Paijus]

Me: haha yeah thanks. Wait so earlier you thought I just wanted to listen to eagle screeches. You just accepted that without a second thought huh

Boss: yeah I did not put that together.

[Paige @Paijus]

Listening to music at work

Me, jokingly: we should listen to ten hours of eagle screeches

My boss: haha yeah

*2 hours later*

boss: oh yeah happy Independence Day. Good job being independent. You're back in England. 👍👍 Nailed it.

[Paige @Paijus]

Americans, I have to go to work today. Please eat a firework on my behalf

[Paige @Paijus]

Like. 👏 FOCUS 👏 I'm fed up lol

[Paige @Paijus]

I literally don't care about whatever is happening with aliens. The government reveals different types of aliens exist already blah blah blah tax the billionaires and lower the cost of living and give people healthcare and stop taking people's rights away based on religious bs.

[Paige @Paijus]

It is too freaking hot. Dare I say it is 3 freaking hot

[Paige @Paijus]

The UK does not ease into summer. It'll be raining and raining and raining and then one day it's just 95 degrees and you have to be ready

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Tweets from the 18th century

[carolina 🎃 @heartsfordnp]

I always look forward to summer because I forget UK heat is like living in a soup of hot oil for two months

[zoe ⋆.˚⭑.ᐟ @antxpia]

england was shitting out hail last week and now it's going to be 35c next week. Yeah okay mate we're just doing whatever arent we just having a right laugh

[Paige @Paijus]

-> I dont want the robot butler. I'm not going to use the robot butler. And you're telling me that I still have to have the robot butler in my house because it's built into the house. The robot butler's docking station would make real nice space for a closet but I cant remove it.

[Paige @Paijus]

Idk if I'm in an echo chamber bc I've curated my Internet experience (extremely likely) but it seems as if there's massive pushback against AI being central to digital technologies like all the AI assistants and features that no one asked for and the Big Companies are just ->

[Paige @Paijus]

-> tuning it out and we just have to accept it or stop using smart tech/ a large majority of Internet spaces to avoid AI. As if we're forced to have a robot butler. ->