Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody|

It was not the feeling of completeness I so needed, but the feeling of not being empty. |RP|21+|AU| #Jizzper #MonstahDownMyPants #Parody

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

@amatorylissome Tsk, think you’re confusing me with Edward, ma’am.

I don’t do it just when you sleep, I always watch you.

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

Such a stalker she is

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

When @amatorylissome be thinking of me.

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

Accurate

[𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞 @MrsDepraved]

Lmfaoooo

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

Do they do these in men sizes? I am an empath after all.

[𝘐𝘹𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 — @DoloridaCulebra]

🥹

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

I need to fix a pinned tweet.

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

— Get yourself a girl like @PixieTimes who brings my Jasper back from the dead and into serious roleplay again and makes amazing headers like this.

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

Still groveling over the fact that surprising @PixieTimes is impossible unless I do it the second I thought of it.

[𝘐𝘹𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 — @DoloridaCulebra]

I could have won with the top answers, but I'll save my cheating ways for making @PainInMyPants laugh at Emmet's frustration.

[Pen Warriors... @_PenWarriors]

Well, look who is back in Forks.

If it isn't the dishy, devilishly handsome Jasper Whitlock.

Give him a follow to see where his story takes him next.

@PainInMyPants

🤘🏻Vngnz

[𝘐𝘹𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 — @DoloridaCulebra]

— 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦.

▪︎ 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟔. ▪︎

▪︎ #TwilightRP
▪︎ Not New To Character
▪︎ TW: Dead Dove

— 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐤 h

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

@_PenWarriors // Here’s the Jasper

[𝘐𝘹𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭 — @DoloridaCulebra]

Coming Soon—

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

@periloustigris You’re breaking my heart.

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

@periloustigris

I knew you couldn’t get enough of me

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

aries, virgo can't go back to living their life, now that they know what your kisses feel like.

[Jasper Jizzper Whitlock |Parody| @PainInMyPants]

@periloustigris Since all the times we’ve gotten remarried.