[🖤*ink, you’re classified as an animated corpse, and you’ve been soulless since your inception. you’ll be fine.]
[🖤*that being said, i’ll be holding your legs.]
[💙*Blue magical chains began to encroach on your right and left legs…]
@TheHolyJudge [🖤*not like my job stops at reaping souls and sending people on dirt naps. my PR is uh… “in need of improvement”, as papyrus said. being less closed off might help, i figured. my AU might need aid with the Omega Timeline in the future, too.]
[🖤*aww, how generous. thanks, freshmeister.]
[*You got the SpikeBrush and the Unspecified Meat Treat Bag!]
[🖤*toberus! c’mere, boy.]
[*A freakish, 300 foot dog bounded past the gates, eagerly.]
[🖤*take however much time you need.]
[🖤*my dog ended up getting his hair all messed up, and i gotta get him all tidy before papyrus returns. think you’re up for the task? i’ll give ya 500G, minimum.]