Painfulbread

Everything’ll work out at some point

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@RAGNAROKNR0LL Do you use your phone in the movie theater

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@s_kydaires Wife 😂😂😂 awesome belly laughed at this one. Had to show my. Pregnant

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@Will_Tanner_1 @Empty_America Dude I think you just REALLY wanna kill someone

[Painfulbread @Painfulbreadlol]

> pro choice
> looks inside
> “your choice is wrong”

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

I'm as pro-abortion as they come, but getting an abortion specifically because you'd end up with a child with down syndrome is some eugenicist nonsense

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@jwsherrod It’s not that size doesn’t matter; Yoda’s criticizing Luke for giving “it’s too large” as an excuse for why it’s apparently impossible for him to do. Yoda’s saying “it’s not that it’s too big, it’s that you aren’t focused enough and skilled with the Force”

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@NobodyIsOurGuy Okay but have you considered that Mace Windu bringing Jedi fodder is a much funnier interpretation

[Margarita Diaz @diazmarg]

If you live in CA and are still deciding who to choose for gov, we'll keep saying it:

This is a tight three-way race—with no risk that Democrats will be locked out in Nov.

Tom is the only viable candidate with a true progressive vision for our state's future. Vote by June 2.

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

Don't fall for the "Republican lockout" myth.

For Democrats, the choice is simple: Becerra for more of the same, or me to take on the corporate interests driving up your costs.

Why else would corporations like PG&E, Meta, and Chevron spend $50M against me and back him?

[Margarita Diaz @diazmarg]

tom steyer

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

Let’s lock in, California. Vote for a California you can afford by June 2nd.

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@wherlisms Swans fan getting distracted mid sentence:

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watching that shit lose meaning in real time on insta was crazy I was like ohhhh this is what black people were talking about

[ari | queen summertime @yegless]

No white person u r not hearing saxophones

[Painfulbread @Painfulbreadlol]

blah blah balh white people be like teacher discord buzzword buzzword hit tweet

[coah @coah80]

my teacher is trying to get me to study

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@PalmyrPar "You think you guys know the lore better than George Lucas??" So here's the thing

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

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@clockstiqqun Dudeee I’ve been trying to say the same thing about fentanyl

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dude twitter stop showing me the emoji movie chud please

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

It's nearly impossible to reach the Sun because you inherit the Earth's inertia when you leave Earth. This means you're going at least as fast as the Earth's orbital velocity, which is 67,000 miles per hour (108,000 kilometers per hour), so you need to slow down. In the frictionless vacuum of space, it takes just as much energy to decelerate as it does to accelerate, so it takes the same amount of fuel to go from 67,000 MPH to zero as it does to go from zero to 67,000.

NASA managed to get the Parker Solar Probe to the Sun by using using gravity from Venus to "tug" it in the direction opposite of Earth's orbit to slow it down. It took seven passes by Venus to accomplish this, orbiting the Sun 24 times. The whole process took seven years. It still didn't really reach the Sun, but now has a highly irregular orbit in which it passes close (in astronomical terms), and the Sun's gravity accelerates it so much that it gets flung back out to the orbital distance of Venus by the slingshot effect before returning. During those close passes, it becomes the fastest man-made object ever made, reaching speeds of 430,000 MPH (692,000 KPH).

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@summoningsalt Wait I can do this too

Kill every person who chose to do nothing with your bare hands

Or

Do nothing

If >50% of people choose to do nothing, nothing happens. Every killer is stopped in their tracks.

Do you kill someone?

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@veondresdiary

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@BRINGWADEBACK @NatPurser fairly anti ai here but like, do you know what the second L in LLM stands for