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Counting sheep 🐑 🐑🐑 https://t.co/q1rBNwgmNV

[Dan @Fowlermanx54]

I don’t even want Reaves to fight Tom Wilson, I want Reaves to sucker him.
A Cheap, Dirty, Tom Wilson-esque hit to the chin.
And I will count Tom Wilson’s teeth like others count sheep to fall asleep.

[Dan @Fowlermanx54]

Before this series, I was cool with the Capitals getting Ovi his first cup, then I realized that trashcan on skates Tom Wilson would get his name on the cup too... #FuckTheCaps #VegasBorn #KnightTime

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We should bring back beau bennet to be our designated injured player

[Dan @Fowlermanx54]

If you tell me you want bigger nets in hockey I HAVE to fight you to defend Matt Murrays honor and his *knocks on wood* shutout

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

I hope @TKACHUKycheese_ kicks the living fuck out of @dewyy8 tonight

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

Stick taps all 'round boys

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

😳😳😳 https://t.co/U7JuqI4gNC

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Ovi now with 8 goals and 0 assists. 8-0. Cy Young favorite. 566 career goals, 7 away from Mike Bossy's career total.

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

That awkward moment when you KNOW your beer is empty but you try to take a drink anyway... 🍻

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

And THATS why I started Connor sheary on my fantasy team 😎

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

@penguins @Capitals YALL SUCK

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

Guys I think the Devils are actually good this year 😳😳😳 https://t.co/IWvw0a7DSG

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The #Leafs have a two-man advantage and... the #NJDevils score.

@WestJet Live Tracker: https://t.co/3Ehmavwjq3

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Holtbys neck beard is fucking gross

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

Kuhnhackl-Crosby-Hornqvist for a powerplay line? I mean fuck it it worked but seriously?

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

You can't HATE the capitals because they play Johnny Cash after penalties... #Respect

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

I swear to god our powerplay is constructed of the dumbest, blindest luck imaginable... either we score or we don't have possession for 1:45

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

WOWZA you don't see goalies pull that kinda shit anymore

[🚨ThePainguins👊🏻🚨 @Painguins]

"There's a lot of beef in the ice right there" what the fuck Pierre 😂

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@ChillKessel Zipstreams always works great for me. No ads too

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Damn it pens, I could've really used an assist from Shears on my fantasy team 🙄

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What a fucking flop holtby