Paint3DMan

Working makes me very sad, shitposting until I’m rich :(

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Y’all know what a #NeotropicCormorants is ? I didn’t either until like 4 days ago

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@ncbreakingnew @evoss9999 @ianmiles And then everyone clapped I was there

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@disneyplus how you gonna have a "skip recap" and a "skip intro" button but not a "next episode" button at the end of the episode. Smh.

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They did not 😔

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I hope @PlayStation announces Morbius: The Movie: The Game, in todays #StateofPlay

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@ashly113_ Copious amounts of heroin will keep you from even having the ability to pick :)

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@RealLaneThorpe @MinuteMaid :( the juice company is hurting me

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@MCabbage711 @Audio_cute_5198 @trvst141 @Donovan67570358 @Zucoki Yes during my police academy we were tasered weekly until we were immune, now I cannot be tased

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Ay yo @CBP is this out of Border Patrol policy? 🤨 Asking for a friend

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The @Guerrilla developer that designed the enduring fight is a dumb ugly ass face.

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The @Guerrilla developer that made the last Bulwark Fight Pit challenge is a lil bitch.

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@KimKardashian I got up to work today and I’m still not rich. Wtf? You said bro wtf. #scam #scammer

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@dtrain22k That kid? Grew up to be Albert Einstein.

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😭 I did it Ma! You can retire from the horse glue factory!
#PokemonTCG @PokemonTCGDrops

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Literally selling this private island. Sorry #BAYC owners,you're probably too poor for this one 😏
Letting it go for way under what private islands are worth, won't go any lower on price. Don't low-ball me, I know what I've got.
#richquick #GirlBoss

https://t.co/vbHfvYIVnU

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The loan officer said I can afford a cardboard box and stare at the houses from there.

https://t.co/k4A9MyNIbZ

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This #NFT is actually inspired by Picasso’s protozoan Cretaceous era. Lots of love, sweat, tears and placental fluid went into this one.

https://t.co/CWlroZQqW0

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All #NFTs should be 1/1 😏 imagine Da Vinci had made several Mona Lisa paintings? Change my mind. 🙈

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Yes sweaty 😏 it’s a genuine #BAYC. Yes sweaty 💅it is for sale 🤑 but you can’t afford it 🤦‍♀️

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Whataburger? More like whatever burger amirite??