Ian Paisley Jr MP

Ian Paisley Junior, proud son of The Ian Paisley. MP of North Antrim 2010-2017. No Surrender, Ulster is British. God is Powerful. parody account

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

@ClaireByrneLive That's right. NO SURRENDER!

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

@PaulMatadeen @MaximoSPQR You realise this is fake.
There is no internet connection available in the Bahamas at the moment.

Not even God is there.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

I am absolutely furious at ITV, whom may as well call themselves Irish Television.
Tarra Hamilton is not from Derry, she is from Londonderry.
Republican bigots are now festering into our Great British gameshows.
#WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

Free holidays to Sri Lanka and the Maldives ✔
£1 in £1.60 out renewable schemes ✔
Red Sky ✔
Nama ✔
And most importantly of all,
DUP control of the UK government ✔

Me & Arlene will be working hard to make known the real benefits of our Great Union. #ProtectTheUnion #DUP

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

Great to see that threats from the UVF stopped the bonfire from going down at #Avoniel

I will see to it that the UVF threatens the BBC and any all the other anti-Protestant media so that they keep schtum about my PERFECTLY NORMAL holidays in the Maldives and Sri Lanka.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

Just offered those in Portadown having to be moved out from their homes, flights to Sri Lanka and a 3 day stay in a local hostel! I will be there of course in order to guide them through Sri Lanka, Tho I will have to stay elsewhere, possibly in a modest beach villa #DoinGodsWork

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

#SpotlightNI has set a precedent. It's now ok for media to do a WHOLE documentary on the private lives and holidays of politicians! It's my private life and I can do what I want! Aren't we all all entitled to privacy ?? Disgrace. It was just a fucking two week holiday ...

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

So true !! This is my private life and #SpotlightNI is a massive intrusion. Legal teams are contacted and God has been notified.

[Saorlaith @Saorlaith32]

@PaisleyMp Good on you Ian-you should use the Boris defense that its no ones God damn business what you do in your spare time-no matter where you are in the world!

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

#SpotlightNI
LIES, SLANDER, ALL OF IT, GOD IS MY WITNESS!

My legal team will be in touch.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

My Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandaddy moved to Ireland as an immigrant from Great Britain.

Therefore, I am 100% British through and through. Absolutely nothing, not even 0.01% of me, is Irish.

Jesus Be With Lizzie.
#BBCOurNextPM #Boris

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

Unionism has LOST to #Alliance and the Pan-nationalist cabal! Two Republicans (Naomi O'Long, Bomber Anderson) and only one Unionist against them!

I can't. This is unfathomable. I need a holiday to recuperate. Maldives, I think.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

@SammyOWilson1 I'm only ever with the Fenian bastard for the money. I hope when he dies he gives me some of his banker inheritance, even a slither of it would do me rightly.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

@boooteer8 @LeonaONeill1 Brian there was a security operation prior. They can't just leave that.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

#ClimateCatastrophe A crock of nonsense.. We know that with the size of my forehead, I will be able to reflect and absorb enough radiation to cool the planet.
But, you never do something you're good at for free. I have contacted Sir David to see if he will pay me for my service.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

@Independent_ie THE MOON IS A LOYALIST.

YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

I am thinking of running my doppelganger/stunt double as a candidate in the Ulster #LocalElections2019. I could do with the miserable salary of what 14 grand a year. Pathetic, but useful nonetheless.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

@UTVNews One woman? Jesus there is a gender gap in the E. Belfast UVF. Sort it out guys.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

@BBCNewsNI Why the fuck is Arlene cheating on me with Dodds Junior?

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

@BelTel This is completely saddening..

As such, I have booked my trip to Paris to view the devastation this fire has caused, and maybe pop into the Alain Ducasse au Plaza Athénée, a nice wee restaurant... or I might eat at the top of the Eiffel. Not sure will come back to you all.

[Ian Paisley Jr MP @PaisleyMp]

@BBCNewsNI I blame the Gays.