Paisley

It's Avril Lavigne's world, we're just livin in it ///// Twin One. Tweets for Kenzie and Kenzie only

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When your only personality trait is having a twin

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@nofrillsCA selling cheese that’s been expired for over 2 months and looks like it’s about to explode is an interesting choice

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@TheFordFANatic @mapleleaf It’s the anniversary of my lesbian friend coming out as well as her birthday ! Can you believe it! i would love to take her to celebrate, and i believe Matthew’s will score a hatrick just for the occasion!

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@MonsterJam #monsterjam #coogimonster

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I’m a firm believer is an Uber is under $10 it’s free

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In my heart I truly believe the girls who became realtors that post about being girl bosses were bullies in high school

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I know it’s fashion and I’m just a hater but I’m filled with rage.

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Every time I see a guy wearing a toque rolled above his ears I want to scream. Are your ears cold? I have a solution! I can think of it off the top of your head

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I truly believe whoever came up with the name walky talky deserves all things good in their life

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Escalator and subway couples need to be studied

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@BodogCA William Nylander is my friends ex so i believe the charity work she did has earned her these tickets! @averagepizzapie And we’ll go on her behalf!

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Just had a hot chocolate from Eataly and I must say, although the enamel on my teeth is gone, it was delicious

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Gunna start tweeting again for Kenzie and Kenzie only. Hi kenz! Hope
You’re having fun travelling the world. I miss you!

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@Raptors @LGCanada My LGBT+ ambassador @averagepizzapie just celebrated her anniversary with her loving GIRLFRIEND just yesterday. Wouldn’t it be such a nice anniversary gift if the raptors gave her these tickets! I think if she doesn’t win these the raptors are clearly trying to send a message!

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@TheFordFANatic @MapleLeafs @averagepizzapie I PERSONALLY wouldn’t refer to GAY people as animals but maybe that’s how the maple leafs view them! My ex wife and @averagepizzapie and I would love to ride in a Ford FUSION because we believe in gay rights! Does Ford? Prove it! Give us these tickets! 💙🤍

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@Raptors @LGCanada @averagepizzapie you’re too much! As a front line worker such as yourself not to mention a huge sports fan who HAPPENS to be apart of the lgbtq+ community I believe YOU deserve the tickets! Unless that is…The Toronto raptors don’t support your community :(

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@averagepizzapie @MadelnCanada Hoping to see some of these mcdoubles. As Average Pizza Pies Guardian i DEMAND you give her this prize because I only weigh 98 pounds and my doctor said i HAD TO put on weight :(

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Okay good night kenz I’m done with my tweeters. Love you, please prepare some over night French toast for me

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Idk why I’m acting like I care about this kenz! Just something fun and silly to tweet I guess

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Under over, how much do you think Adam Levine paid this Ned guy to take some of the heat off him

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Night kenz! It’s hot in here can you turn on the AC