Sam Rohl

[Sam Rohl @PajamaSamMan]

Just confirmed my baby likes EDM

[Sam Rohl @PajamaSamMan]

Why they gotta do my boy steak quesorito like that???

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Haters gonna hate

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@raphousetv2 Can't break his ankles

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Why the bread look like squidward

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Our pumpkins weren't trash this year.

[Sam Rohl @PajamaSamMan]

Why does Viserys look like this mf

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My vodka Crans keep falling onto my white shirt

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F is for fucking up crabs

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We've seen the movie Teeth

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ACL repair time

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Kid with the floss went supersonic

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Got a lady thrown out of the casino last night. Stay mad Karen

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We finally made it. After 3 weeks...

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Do you think pets like you because Stockholm syndrome?

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@paigesinterlude My instant mash potatoes were fire tho

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Starting the new year off right by burning the steaks 🥴😟😓

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Shots for Christ

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Cleaned out the junk drawer. Got rid of all the useful stuff.