PakchikpakPuttar

advocating the use of lubricant to God
it's getting painful now

[Kapil Sibal @KapilSibal]

Today West Bengal = Anarchy

My dear friend Kalyan Bannerjee stoned

First Government withdraws security enabling hoodlums to attack and endanger lives of leaders of TMC

Police stands by

Thank you CEC for helping BJP come to power for goons to spread violence !

[The Bad Engineer @Satirical_Dhruv]

A country where chocolate gets headlines, but thirsty villages get silence.

[jonathan selvaraj @jon_selvaraj]

Gurindervir Singh after smashing the Indian 100m record with a time of 10.09 -: People discouraged me when I wanted to run the 100m. They said run the 400m. They said Indians can't run the 100m. But I wanted to prove a point. Indian genes tagde hain!

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

NSUI & INC volunteers on the ground braving the heat & water cannons against NEET paper leak seeking resignation of Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan outside his house! This is the way to go!

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

I feel for the NEET students.

A ₹1 Melody toffee became a national headline in a day.

But 22 lakh students who appeared for NEET, which was leaked, failed to get the same attention.

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Bol ye rahe hain lekin vichaar inki poori party ke hain.

[Dexter Paaji @avaanbarksdale]

When you always compare with China and North Korea on press freedom
And with Bangladesh and Pakistan on Economy
And with Kenya and Congo on per capita income

it tells you the current state of the country.

[Cockroach Janta Party @CJP_2029]

The Cockroach Janta Party will not be engaging with any Godi Media anchors.

So please don’t bother reaching out for interviews or interactions.

[Saket Gokhale @SaketGokhale]

Indian TV media is so compromised & pathetic that we find out about 100+ deaths due to rain & storms in UP from the Russian President.

In no other supposed “democracy” is the media so entirely controlled by the ruling party.

It’s beyond shameful.

[Shubh @kadaipaneeeer]

This is the marksheet of BJP karyakarta Dinesh biwal’s son. scored 50% in class 12 boards, managed only 107/720 when yesterday CBI asked him to solve PYQs, but somehow was magically scoring 600+ in NEET 2026 😭🙏🏻

either this is the greatest academic comeback in human history or the system is rotten beyond repair.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

मोदी जी ने कल जनता से त्याग मांगे - सोना मत ख़रीदो, विदेश मत जाओ, पेट्रोल कम जलाओ, खाद और खाने का तेल कम करो, मेट्रो में चलो, घर से काम करो।

ये उपदेश नहीं - ये नाकामी के सबूत हैं।

12 साल में देश को इस मुक़ाम पर ला दिया है कि जनता को बताना पड़ रहा है - क्या ख़रीदे, क्या न ख़रीदे, कहां जाए, कहां न जाए। हर बार ज़िम्मेदारी जनता पर डाल देते हैं ताकि ख़ुद जवाबदेही से बच निकलें।

देश चलाना अब Compromised PM के बस की बात नहीं।

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

This is Yogendra Upadhyay, Education Minister of Uttar Pradesh.

He summoned the media to speak on a very important issue of national emergency.

Do you know what it was?

The Poem -

Rain Rain go away
Come again another day
Little Johny wants to play
Rain Rain go away

He says that Johny by asking Rain to go away has insulted India’s traditions and values and hence this poem should be removed from all textbooks 😭😭

Literal clowns 🤡 are ruling this country and you can’t even do anything about it.

[Gurdeep Singh Sappal @gurdeepsappal]

People often claim that the BJP wins because of hard work and the “Modi magic.” There is nothing as Vote Chori.

People, at times also ask, why the Congress fails to work on ground to stop vote chori.

Well, the reality is quite different.

Tomorrow, on May 10, voting is scheduled for municipal corporation elections in Haryana.

Let take the example of the Panchkula Municipal Corporation.

Local Congress team of Panchkula has carefully checked the voter list. It discovered that there are 17,086 fake voters in the list, who are registered in two or more places.

Same voter, different voter number, different vote!

Congress workers also visited the booths and found that there are 11,065 voters who have either died or have permanently moved away.

This information has been officially given to the Election Commission, this time before polling date. Congress General Secretary @rssurjewala put out the facts in a detailed press conference.

Voting is yet to happen. The fraud has already been identified.

But the Election Commission refuses to correct the voter list. It only says that booth officials will stop such people from voting.

But how will they stop them? Will this not create tension and quarrels at polling booths? Can every booth officer honestly identify and stop every fake voter? And how will they identify them? Have they even been given the list of duplicate voters?

Think about it.

Vote theft is not some made-up story to avoid responsibility for election defeats. It is a planned conspiracy to take away your democratic rights.

This time the list of fake voters is already before the public much before polling. So what is the excuse now?

@RahulGandhi is continuously alerting the people of India. Protect your democracy and your constitutional rights.

By the way, despite this large-scale vote theft, we are confident that Congress candidate Sudha Bhardwaj will still win in Panchkula. Our workers will stop fake voting at the booths at any cost.

@INCIndia @kharge @RahulGandhi
The full list of alleged fake voters can be downloaded from the following link:

https://t.co/8Ffdg1EHV9

[Kapil Sibal @KapilSibal]

Justice T S Shivagnanum

One of 19 Tribunals hearing appeals in West Bengal Elections

Disposed 1777 appeals

Cleared 1717

what this means :

More than 96% of names wrongly deleted

CEC zindabad

This is how BJP won !

[Vinayy Mahabal Mishra @vinayymishraap]

The Thief , corrupt and dishonest man who was caught on camera in the Narada scam, openly taking bribes in a sting operation, is now set to become the Chief Minister of Bengal tomorrow. What a tragic irony for democracy.

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

BJP’s evil game backfired 😂😂

Before 2022 UP elections, IT mistakenly raided Piyush Jain, BJP’s own associate, instead of Pushpraj Jain

ED did the same today in Mohali😂😂

They raided Nitin Gohal, mistaking him a close associate of OSD to CM Bhagwant Mann

Turned out, he was a BJP leader🤣🤣🤣🤣

The poor, scared guy threw two bags full of notes from his ninth floor.

Now, ANI and IT celliyas are deleting their posts🤣🤣

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

- Water Issues in Lahuria village, UP for 75 yrs
- New IAS Divya steps in, delivers tap water
- MLA not invited in Jal Ceremony
- MLA complains to CM, Divya transferred.
- Pipeline vandalized by unknown men
- Water stops again.

Well, that's India for you😭

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

90 lakh votes were deleted, and 27 lakh people were not able to vote.

That was wrong.

Honestly, I don't think any other opinion is required beyond that.

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

One #KeralaStory from the recent election results that communalists should note: a Muslim majority constituency, Thavanur, elected a Christian, VS Joy; a Hindu majority constituency, Kalamassery, elected a Muslim. VE Abdul Gafoor; and a Christian majority constituency, Kochi, elected a Muslim, Muhammed Shiyas. Despite some influence from the national trends in favour of identity politics, Kerala remains a model of communal harmony, a state where people see human beings first and caste or religion later

@incindia @inckerala

[Waquar Hasan @WaqarHasan1231]

"In Bengal, I went to one speech by a senior leader. The most hatred filled speech I have ever heard... My worry is the crowd was loving it," said Eminent journalist Prannoy Roy.