Proudly Pakistani

I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

[Proudly Pakistani @Pakistaniee]

@MAYosafi Matlab kabhi baaz nahi ayen gy aap!

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National Bhabhi ki National Divorce #ImranDivorcesReham

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What about @RehamKhan1's KHAN-KHAN mantra now? #ImranDivorcesReham

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@RehamKhan1 How will you survive without those "Bhabhi-Bhabhi" cheerleaders now? #ImranDivorcesReham

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@Saroorification Yeah IK is not RK's Daddy. He's almost hier Sugar Daddy.

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@NidoPTI @shahidh92775672 So you're down to youthiapa once more :D

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@shahidh92775672 @NidoPTI Youthia ho aur bongian na maarey, how could this be.

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@shahidh92775672 @NidoPTI Dude, your post makes no sense.

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@NidoPTI Hurling abuses at people because you've political differences with them. Educated much? 😂

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@Saroorification Because hate-sex is the best sex. 😂

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@RTAluvedAfridi Release ho chuki? 😱

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Normal People: iPhone
Me: iNoir #SadLife 😭 https://t.co/AVLBVzd4fu

[Abdullah @AbdullahSays99_]

Normal people : Eyebrow

iPhone user : iBrow

[Proudly Pakistani @Pakistaniee]

We weep to see
You haste away so soon
As yet the early-rising sun
Has not attained his noon

#HappyBirthdayMobeenShah

[Proudly Pakistani @Pakistaniee]

#AutumnIn3Words Golden dry leaves!

[Proudly Pakistani @Pakistaniee]

#AutumnIn3Words Tea, Music, Sleeping!

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#AutumnIn3Words Winter is coming!

[Proudly Pakistani @Pakistaniee]

Could you people bring me a cute lil alien? I so wanna pet one. #askNASA

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Ok, we #Pakistanis do not approve of Zuckerberg's meeting with Modi but it doesn't mean he suspends Facebook services for us.
#facebookdown

[Proudly Pakistani @Pakistaniee]

لبيك اللهم لبيك
لبيك لا شريك لك لبيك
ان الحمد و النعمة لك و الملك
لا شريك لك #Hajj2015

[Proudly Pakistani @Pakistaniee]

@sunnyaneel1 kahani ghar ghar ki 😂