Cal🦅

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Take it away, Hendo x

[Premier League @premierleague]

nutmeg (verb)
/ˈnʌtmɛɡ/

1. To play the ball through the legs of an opponent.

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst:

- The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired

- The Queen of England died

- COVID hit

- 2 national lockdowns

- Russia invaded Ukraine

- Abramovic sold Chelsea

- John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace

- Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Palace won the FA cup and community shield

- Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise

- Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or

- Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again

- Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One

- Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times

- Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times

- The AI boom

- Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice

- Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors

- Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times

- Watford have had 14 managers

- Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again

- Southampton lost 9-0 twice

- Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga

- Elon Musk bought Twitter

- OceanGate submarine imploded

- Apple have released 8 new iPhones

- Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies

[Cal🦅 @PalaceCal10]

19 games, 19 games undefeated

[the infamous©️STAFFORD MVP @leedsnoinfidel]

There are tears rolling down my cheek. WHO and WHO are arguing 😭😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ BREAKING: Marc Guehi-Liverpool deal has COLLAPSED.

Despite medical done and deal sheet submitted, Crystal Palace don’t approve the move following Igor deal off.

Guehi stays at #CPFC. 🦅

[Cal🦅 @PalaceCal10]

@FabrizioRomano eze and guehi in one window

[Cal🦅 @PalaceCal10]

@gary_cotterill @HLTCO no good for the sport you are

[cpfcloucs @cpfcloucs]

Thank you for everything Eberechi Eze❤️💙

#CPFC #AFC

[Cal🦅 @PalaceCal10]

@eurofootcom

[Cal🦅 @PalaceCal10]

happy one month anniversary to those who celebrate

[Frank 🗽🦅🐓 @PargeyBCAFC]

Oldest trick in the book 🤣🤣 #socceraid

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

Littler and Humphries BOOED as they walk out ahead of their match against home favourites Germany! 😲

[Cal🦅 @PalaceCal10]

@mcfc_lads by yourself again

[// Miss L.A. // @DJ_MissLA]

PROTECT DEANO AT ALL COSTS❤️💙🦅 #cpfc

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

Luke Littler has officially withdrawn from the European Darts Grand Prix after vowing to not return to Germany until October 🎯

[Cal🦅 @PalaceCal10]

@TalkCPFC tory seats

[Cal🦅 @PalaceCal10]

@LukeTheLad41 @TalkCPFC just a reminder