Anzu, Paladin Errant

32 y/o Paladin Crow in search of adventure and good brews!
Icon by @thanshuhai

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

"You alright? These ruins are teeming with powerful monsters. You're lucky you're still in one piece.
Here, I'll help you get to safety. Name's Anzu. I'm with the Blackfield Mercenaries."

[AZION / RIKKUN 🔥🦈 @thanshuhai]

"Rescue"

Commission for @PaladinCrow

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

Dunno how much longer I'm gonna be Twitter and don't know how to separate my BSKY accounts so... I guess when I figure that out, I'm leaving this place.
Sorry not sorry Twitter. It has been a ride, but I kinda hate it here now.

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

@Franubis_ Well deserved!!

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

Haven't been on this app in a minute but I love coming back to several very promiscuous bots all showing big gaping buttholes in their profiles.

As a grey ace, sex neutral, I'ma just say- there's horny, then there's something I think might need to be seen by a doctor. Or priest.

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

@TheDelversGuide You're in my town! :> Itha-caw-caw-caw

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

A year? That's my monthly budget...

[Mod - Haiwürdigungspflicht @ModDoesStuff]

“average furry spends $1340/yr on art" factoid actualy just statistical error. average furry buys $30 of art a year. Togepi1125, who lives in Korea & has 2475 e621 posts tagged 'macro falco', is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

"Aww man, I love this new indie song. Never heard this before. Neat, very new feeling, good vibe."

*song is 16 years old oops*

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My suit maker gave me the unfortunate news earlier this week that they probably will not be able to get my suit done in time for MFF.
This will most likely not affect my attending MFF, but it does break my heart a little.

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@BusterBirdie @gambit_raven_ad You better fucking not

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

One of us.

[Patrick Seitz @Seitz_Unseen]

The "must peck shinies!" crow-sliver of my brain compelled me to buy a One Piece "500 Years in the Future" booster pack today, but I don't even play the game...!

[コマがらす @Komagarasu]

ミックスオレ飲むﾈｷﾞ

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

@Arijuno HOLY MOLEY! 🧡

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Stylish piece by @CtrlAltZeke ! Gonna hit you with a big heavy friendly* sword.

*Friendly only included in duels, sorry

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

Kay void shouting over. Thank you for stopping by my tedtalk.

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

Had a dream things were different.
Subconscious mind has a way of punishing you for hoping, or even imagining.
I guess dreaming in this case.
Ugh.
I need a cigarette.

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

@Arijuno Teeeeebaaaaaa

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

Had to stop quick on my morning coffee run to take pics of some sunning turkey vultures.
So big!

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

Doing Savage raids has reminded me that I am mortal and will die someday, usually to a large cat lady with big laser claws.

[Anzu, Paladin Errant @PaladinCrow]

@Arijuno Caw-ngrats again! :>

[⭐️ARIJUNO⭐️🪶🔜 TTFC @Arijuno]

Have endless amount of gratitude for everyone here SO to celebrate— ^v^

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@LOGANES_ Ohh the 5e rules for pally if I'm not mistaken? I've only ever been a Pathfinder pally!

Having a set pool of HP to restore to myself/others is a strange concept, but I bet it's useful. Or, at least, more reliable than a dice roll for sure!

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Spent my birthday with two devastating bouts of food poisoning that left me on the cold hotel bathroom floor cuz I could not gather enough strength to make it back to the bed.
I thought I was supposed to be immune to... Something. What are paladins even immune to anymore? Ugh.