PALADYNE

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[PALADYNE @PaladyneDev]

The way things are going in my job. I will never amount to anything. I guess I have to 10x down on content creation or perish as no one

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Fashion brand Malfoid

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@lazer_groove No slithering?

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@BlackSalander You can totally grind some cheese in those abs

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@PLeigh_Presents I like to think that that is his ACTUAL name instead of Gilderoid LockHart it’s Competent Lockhart

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@lazer_groove That’s one weird looking kitty. Are you that isn’t just a student?

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@BasedRPG You are so right

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@CRYOgenicideVT Credrina.

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@PLeigh_Presents Nah he says all that, he is still a coward. Works out and is strong BUT he is still a coward. Shows that being strong doesn’t give you bravery which would be a good book antagonist for Ron since Ron isn’t that strong BUT he is extremely brave

[Trooper Frost @TrooperFrost51]

I need someone to use this for a Mcgonagall subplot image

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@All_Lee24 To be fair the anime is more than decade old

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

LUNA: Well, well. Look at this. You finally came as an Eldar after all this time.

HERMIONE: OMG, Luna! This is just cosplay! It's a costume, okay? Enough!

LUNA: That's what they all say. Filthy Eldar. The God-Emperor's wrath against xenos is infinite. Suffer not the xenos to live.

HERMIONE: Well, what about Ron? He's literally a Necron!

LUNA: Nice try, Hermione. Ron is just cosplaying. But you? You're not. I knew it. You're an even worse traitor. You're XENOS.

HERMIONE: Oh God. Okay, fine. What about Snape? He's clearly Tzeentch himself. Got any explanation of that?

LUNA: It's just him. He's like that every day.

HERMIONE: Okay, what about Harry? He's literally Sanguinius! There, explain that!

LUNA: Meh. Just Harry and cosplay.

HERMIONE: Okay, how about Fred and George? They're literally Alpharius and Omegon!

LUNA: Pffft. It's just them being weird. They're always like that.

Then Dumbledore suddenly entered the room.

DUMBLEDORE: EVERYONE, GATHER AROUND! GIANT ICE CREAM! HURRY, STUDENTS!

LUNA: Ooooh, ice cream!

She ran toward the door, then suddenly stopped and looked back at Hermione.

LUNA: But remember, Hermione SUFFER NOT THE ELDAR TO LIVE. Oh, guys, wait for me!

HERMIONE: Unbelievable.

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@All_Lee24 Yeah that’s what I meant like how? I think faster than type

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@All_Lee24 Not get spoiled* I think faster than I can type

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@All_Lee24 How did you get spoiled!?

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

"Let me get this straight Professor McGonagall, you did not put the Slytherin students in a safe room, so they did not have to fight their parents..."
"That is correct."
"...Instead, you rigged them all with suicide vests to go off if we lose?"
"If the tower falls, all should go

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@NavisNobelite Are they fighting Ratlings?

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@DodgerWing I actually do need a movie for McGonagall so badly even if it’s she just drinking tea or whatever

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@SRG_Works Agreed

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@QavierCooley @The_winning_s @RedHead_05 @lazer_groove GOATED

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

Death Eater: "My Lord... the aurors are stretched thin, Potter is completely unguarded, and the Ministry defenses are down. Shouldn't we be doing something unspeakably evil right now?"
Voldemort: "Ssssssshhhh! Shut your mouth, Bellatrix, shut your miserable mouth! Keep your voice down, the tape is rolling! Look at the television screen! Look! The hair is floating! The lightning is crackling across Planet Namek! Oh, oh, oh, Goku is about to turn Super Saiyan for the very first time! Ooooh, this is very good, this is peak! Look at Frieza shaking in his wretched little boots! Do not dare touch that remote or cast a single curse until this transformation sequence finishes!"
Death Eater: "Sir... we bought an enchanted cathode-ray television using dark wizard funds to watch Japanese cartoons about alien monkeys screaming in the crater of an exploding world?"
Voldemort: "Silence, you uncultured troglodyte! That 'monkey' has more theatrical presence than the entire Wizengamot combined! Now grab a cushion, sit on the dungeon floor, and watch him avenge Krillin, or I swear by Salazar Slytherin I will feed your dark mark to Nagini!"