Palaverous

Public Translator. Currently working on video game translation. Language Teacher. Overly wordy commenter struggling against Twitter's laconicist oppression.

[Palaverous @PalaverousSE]

Apropos to nothing, allow me to remind people that a translator saying they "worked with the original producers" on a project is, by itself, a statement so stunningly vague as to mean absolutely nothing.

[Palaverous @PalaverousSE]

@DaddyWarpig I loved the bit in Babylon 5 when Dr. Franklin goes on an "aboriginal walkabout journey of discovery", and it ends with a vision of himself calling him an irresponsible retard who's being a pussy and wasting his time with mumbo-jumbo.

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@LightningShade0 Most people have only watched the movies at best and have no idea the extent to which they dumbed down or sanitized most characters. Movie Snape is just straight up a totally different person.

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I genuinely have trouble telling the bait engagement accounts apart from grown-ass adults who genuinely get confused by a fairly straightforward children's book. There are dozens of these on my timeline right now.

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@LightningShade0 Snape remains a sad, hateful wreck, unrepentant about the innocent man he got killed and the kid whose life he ruined. Even his turn to the good side was coerced out of him. That’s the key to the character, he’s a genuinely shitty human being with one glowing saving grace.

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@LightningShade0 Mind you, Lily didn’t cut off contact with Snape because he said a no-no word. This was the last straw after years of him happily hanging out with budding psychopath terrorists, whom he’d then join as a loyal psychopath terrorist. He was a loyal Death Eater until this point.

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@USpiaggia @jd_sauvage You don't even need to assume, it is explicitly said that real money has identifiers. The only thing sadder about people "What's his tax policy"-ing a book for children is somehow managing to get it wrong in the process.

https://t.co/1WqnefqwWU

[Palaverous @PalaverousSE]

One outcome of more HP discussion, is people rushing to find their own clever worldbuilding hole to smugly chastise Rowling over and instead embarrassing themselves by posting things that aren't plotholes.

Wizard money is fiat.

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One of the sad consequences of the first Neverending Story movie being 1/2 of the book and the others being made up horseshit, is that most people have no idea where the book goes or how it turns the entire "power fantasy" on its head.

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

It is a very easy way to create a power fantasy scenario for nerds who play videogames which is unfortunate because if done well you can get a Narnia or a Neverending Story or an Army of Darkness. The genre itself is not the problem, I think.

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@CovfefeAnon Are you under the impression that the purpose of banknote identifiers is to keep tabs on the printer?

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One outcome of more HP discussion, is people rushing to find their own clever worldbuilding hole to smugly chastise Rowling over and instead embarrassing themselves by posting things that aren't plotholes.

Wizard money is fiat.

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

>The real question is why nobody in the wizarding world seems to have built an entire financial empire around this.

The answer is "because the author is a woman"

[Palaverous @PalaverousSE]

@GamingAndPandas I've said it before: a CK game but without the map. Micro the shit out of the scope, max out on fucked up court politics. Harem backstabbing and scheming viziers.

[Palaverous @PalaverousSE]

I am not exaggerating: the last time I saw Nintendo publicity in my country (i.e. we were considered an attractive enough market to advertise to) was during the launch of Super Smash Brothers.

The first one. For the N64.

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@SnepOfTheWest It was not a big deal at all and Ron points out exactly that. Hermione is just being a jealous cunt about it. This isn't an interpretation or anything, the book says it explicitly.

https://t.co/E7WoKbPWzz

[Palaverous @PalaverousSE]

Ron as usual serves as the common sense by pointing out that this is obviously not cheating, he's just following instructions as he should, his are just better. Harry even offers to share them, but Hermione rejects them out of stubbornness.

[Palaverous @PalaverousSE]

The actual funny detail is that all the Weasley children whose confirmed pairings we know of had normal 90's-married-couple amounts of children. Ginny had 3, Ron had 2, I think Bill had 1.

It's not a "Weasley" thing, Arthur Weasley in particular just FUCKED.

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

By 2100, England's wizarding community will consist exclusively of Weasley family members.

All the Hogwarts professors were childless. Families like the Malfoys and the Longbottoms are shown to have few kids.

Poor gingers are wizard England's only hope.

[Palaverous @PalaverousSE]

Credit to Way of the Samurai 4 doing this one fantastically thanks to the groundhog day-like nature of the multiple playthroughs exposing you to every for-want-of-a-nail inflection point.

[Sloth Damage @SlothDamage]

Most of them make sense but I actually want examples of complicated good endings that steps legitimately just make no sense and have no correlation

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So, as I understand, the company that has spent 15 years failing to release a better game than Shogun 2, re-released Shogun 2, and, somehow, it's significantly worse than Shogun 2.

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@Templarpilled Meh, dude got handed a sportsball win by Hufflepuff-sympathizing Dementors and still fumbled the tournament. He was the best they had, but still.

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@SyntheticAnima It's funnier considering he's stirring his tea using magic, probably requiring considerably more effort than just stirring it normally, so he's clearly doing all this in a pub just to be a performative asshole.

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@SnepOfTheWest Harry forgets he lent Ron spare change for random crap in Book 4 and Ron ends up sulking about Harry not demanding to be paid back. He has to hide being the Twins' financier. He repeatedly says he'd happily split the vault with them if they'd take it.