Gerardo

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@Babygravy9 Find a woman who will eat something, anything, full stop. Who doesn't spend 20 minutes agonising over a resto menu while the waiter keeps making hopeful return visits, then asks 'I don't know, what are YOU having?'

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@Babygravy9 B-b-but those rolled-up sleeves, that open-necked shirt! He's ready to roll! He's practically Rosie the Riveter.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@GrayConnolly Seriously, though, the fact that there were no race-swapped characters in the most recent Sense and Sensibility (2026) really does mark a quiet turning point in the chronicles of Wokeness.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@GrayConnolly Same woman probably thinks Heathcliff is dreamy. Netflix? So which character will be black? And how much of a babe will Elizabeth Bennett be? She's supposed to be the kind whose quiet beauty steals up on you - not Keira Knightley.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@john_macgowan "My largely pro-bono career" - gonna file that one.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@GrayConnolly One man's terrorist is another man's journalist...

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@SkullSpeedDeal At what stage do the ABC start 'accidentally' adding gunshot SFX to Albo's pressers?

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@pegobry_en Merci mille fois for posting this. Much needed at this moment. Into my veins, too.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@hughriminton Well, it's not like he imported a colour tv or a Paddington Bear plush toy. Let's get some perspective here...

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@wretchardthecat For in spite of all temptations
to belong to other nations
he remains a British National

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@Babygravy9 These photos puzzle me because the only woman I know who did this had to have extensive plastic surgery to deal with all the surplus skin. It's not like deflating a rubber balloon.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@husafell_stone Then don't watch the early scenes of North By Northwest - the New York we see there, even with the commuter crowds, is an unimaginable lost paradise.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@DrewPavlou Yes, but at least the new building was in a good modernist style, still attractive today. Compared to the nightmarish eyesores that get erected on Melbourne's campus now.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@pwafork They would be puzzled (as am I) by the large numbers of unsupervised uniformed schoolkids wandering around city malls and foodcourts in the middle of any given schoolday in Melbourne.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@SkullSpeedDeal What's the betting that the immediate sequel to 'having political matters sorted through the democratic process' will be the mass roundup and incarceration of Lula's opponents?

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@cremieuxrecueil Timely. Only today an NGO is trying to gaslight us that 30 percent of households in Australia - Australia! - are suffering 'food insecurity'.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@RitaPanahi Is this an ad for one of those supplements that helps you keep up with the grandkids?

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@wretchardthecat And filming a remake of 'Went the day well?' https://t.co/i4pL7FbXVO

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@RitaPanahi I long to return to a world in which people like the head of ASIO or the Federal Police aren't doing op-eds on Sunday morning political cabarets. In a sane world we would barely know their names.

[Gerardo @Palazzo_peasant]

@wretchardthecat Hopefully this will distract them from the job of monitoring those dangerous types who watch 'Civilisation' or 'Michael Portillo's great railway journeys'.