Pale Girl Prob

it's okay if the lights go out, my skin will lead the way #palegirlprob

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When people say you should get out more because you're so pale #palegirlprob

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Brb disappearing into the snow #palegirlprob

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Going on vacation, returning as pale instead of albino #palegirlprob

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Someone get me to a warm beach stat. My skins reaching vampire paleness #palegirlprob

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Is self tanner even worth it at this point? #palegirlprob

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Merry Christmas Palegirls! May your skin always be white as snow #palegirlprob

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If I was a Disney princess, I'd definitely be Snow White #palegirlprob

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All I want for Christmas is some tanner skin #palegirlprob

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you call it tanning, I call it voluntarily turning my body into that of a lobster #palegirlprob

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Winter: the time of year when your freckles fade and you forget you skin is anything but translucent #palegirlprob

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Wait, did I ever have tanlines? #palegirlprob

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I'm back bitches, and pale never looked so good #palegirlprob

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Frantically applying bronzer before you see your crush #palegirlprob

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"You look tan...for you" #palegirlprob

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Lay out. Sweat off your fake tan. Now paler after laying out than I was before. #palegirlprob

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Don't lay out for a week. Skin returns to winter color #palegirlprob

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Everyone who is complaining about losing their tan, you can stop now. At least you got tan #StillPale #AlwaysWillBe #palegirlprob

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Your friends accusing you of using self tanner #palegirlprob

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Missing some of your back with sunscreen and ending up with modern art looking sunburn #randomstreaks #palegirlprob

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Why did I think it was okay not to put sunscreen on? #lobster #palegirlprob