Samantha ✌🏼️

🐘 Samantha 🐘: 30 years young 🎂// Boy mom 💙👦🏼🧒🏼💙// Registered Early Childhood Educator 👩‍🏫 🥰

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

“Its not about what I can afford, it’s about what I can’t afford to miss because you never know when your life will end.” #quoteoftheday #quote

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

#BellLetsTalk

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

Some people are just so unbelievably selfish that it disgusts me.

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

PSA: Your child’s 102 degree fever is NOT FROM TEETHING! 🚨 #childcare #ecelife

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

You can’t change people by loving them harder.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

And just like that, most covid restrictions are gone. This feels like a dream 😳

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

PSA: If someone lends you money to buy SOMETHING FOR THEM then put it aside and DO NOT spend their money thinking it will be fine and you can pay them back. Learned my lesson 😂 don’t fuck with broke bitches.

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

If you’re ever thinking about moving your bedroom to the basement, this morning I found one of those bugs with the 1 million legs as I was making my bed. It literally just crawled up and started going across the blanket… 🤮 #SOS #helpplease #basementlife

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

#BellLetsTalk

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

PSA: If you’re going to lie to someone please make sure they cannot easily google your lie and prove you wrong 😐 #busted

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

I hate the fact that I know that I’m actually intelligent and yet I am so socially awkward that I come off as stupid 🙃 #anxietylife

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

Me in the mirror: “Damn I look hot today.”
Me looking into my phone camera: 🥔

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

The men in the Instagram DMs be bold as fuck 😂

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!🎅🏻 #Christmas #Christmas2021 #HomeAlone

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

Parents who don’t let their kids participate in messy play are honestly boring as fuck. I’m right in there with goop all over my hands! Live a little. 😂 #sensorymom #momlife

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

Birth control helps to prevent pregnancy but is definitely not 100%… same with a covid vaccine. Its really not a difficult concept people. 🥴

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

I can’t believe it has been this long and people are still like “How come double vaxed people are still getting covid, what a joke!” …🤦🏼‍♀️ as if the vaccine is supposed to completely prevent covid. oi vey. #CovidVaccine #covid

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

My parents dog: BORK BORK
My parents: oh my god would you shutup?
The dog:

[Samantha ✌🏼️ @Pale_Elephant]

I’ve been told 3 times I look happier by people at work. Which is literally the worlds best compliment! I’ll take being told I look happy over being told i look cute any day 🥰 #changes #Happiness