Stratslinger, Gent.

Professional Dilettante • Amateur Mountebank • Virulent Roustabout

[Stratslinger, Gent. @PaleoStrato]

Another day in paradise at StratslingerGent HQ. Wherever we park the Olds is home.

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@MoreHumbleThanV @LeftismForU This will go from Off B'way to B'way to Disney™.

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@NewYorker @amandapetrusich "Genius"

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@NewYorker @amandapetrusich Didn't Eddie Gorodetsky ghostwrite Dylan's book? The same book that Dylan was using a machine to "autograph" so he could sell 'em for $600?

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@NewYorker Now do Balenciaga, groomers.

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@Newmanology Happen to own that very issue. And others.

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@WashTimes gReEnHoUsE gAs?! Skeery! Be afraid!

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@OculusDiscrim Plz! Don't say "monkey." We prefers... M.

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Excellent collection! 3 CDs of hits and rarities from the second best Mersey Beat band. #TheSearchers

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@Steve_Sailer @NYTScience M

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@libsoftiktok @UCSanDiego "Professor"

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@clownworld LOL

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@TheCat09231543 @elonmusk Protecting their base.

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@juniemoon35 @realDailyWire I had a stint on Mad Ave. What you say is 100% correct.

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@JustSomeLady_ A billion trillion kazillion. Any price is worth it for... dEmOcRaCy!

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@MUGGER1955 @MoustacheClubUS Point!

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@SubBeck @MUGGER1955 Every school boy used to know that. NYT almost missed celebrating PH's fiftieth. In '62 SDS still had a connection to labor. I credit SDS and their ilk for prolonging the War. Having tantrums and insulting middle-America was more important to them than the hard work of hard work.

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@Graft_Master @MUGGER1955 Loren, for ten bucks I'll promise to not assault you. For another ten, I'll be your BFF. I'll even send you a signed and dated note attesting to such.

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@MUGGER1955 @MoustacheClubUS If it were a wedding, the kid would have a jacket and a clip-on. Unless he came from wayward or beatnik stock.