Ke Pallo The Promise😌

Dkt. Bae | Golden key member | Bhubesi | He/Him/His

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

4th🫡 #WitsGrad #Witsie4Life

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

It happened. Confirmation day.
Dr Pallo Madisha 🙏🏾

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

Watching 24 year olds get married has made me realize I’m the problem👍🏾😂😭 #MarriedAtFirstSightMzansi

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

Life in general. People will always talk, yours is to keep to your thing😂

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

Catching a fish at that age is huge. She’ll never forget it.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

A little girl went fishing with her dad and caught a massive fish with her tiny rod.
She may not remember this moment… but her father will never forget it.

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

You don’t know pain until the stone you threw flies back towards you😔

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Some days we kill 2 birds with one stone . Other days, we use 7 stones to kill one bird,today, a bird almost killed me..

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

A heated argument with a 10/10 and they drop a confident “irregardless”

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

All is vanity.

[mubiouš @Mubarak_mubious]

what's a truth no one ręally wants to hear but we all kind of know deep down ??

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

Sounds ideal but this is not how overthinking works. It’s giving a negative times a negative equals to a positive😭

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

if you are going to overthink,

overthink the positives.

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

That’s why the youth of 86 burned taverns

[TheeCandid✌🏾 @khal_juniier]

A drunk YOUTH is an unthreatening YOUTH. Think about it. 🤔

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

“Y’all buy face, nobody”

[Sonny @SonnyDigital]

Absolutely NOBODY.

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

When you see one, remove her glasses kiss her and run

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

Facts about ladies who wear glasses?

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

They compensate in vast imaginable ways for their partial blindness😭

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

Facts about ladies who wear glasses?

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

Don’t joke with any line in prayer

[Deborah Ocheido @d_ocheido]

“Father you said in your word”

Don’t joke with this line in your prayers.

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

@oku_yungx She’s mocking popular belief but it’s crazy that there are people who actually think like this in to date😭

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

South Africa my beloved country you will forever be famous I love you😍

[m a y o r 🌴 @bxllyville]

The whole world is starting to learn how dumb these South Africans are. Whole time other nationalities thought Zimbabweans and Nigerians were crazy, nah we aint haters. South Africans have the lowest IQ in the world as evidenced by the lowest pass mark(30%) in the world.

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

Sir 17 cows are for the father not the girl. She too comes with demands😭

[ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ᴘɪᴘꜱ (ɢᴜ)📈 @pips_daily]

@richo 17 cows? That's a steal, American girls want a house, a ring, and your soul.

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

@Rashousmane Every man that watched this smiled

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

@_Hybreed_ The compulsion to say smack 3 times even in chaos😭

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

@Zand_ilee Thank you Zandile, these are kind words. We are not done🙏🏾

[Ke Pallo The Promise😌 @PalloMadisha]

It’s not complicated it’s just facts

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

All of us are selective sinners. We choose the sins we are comfortable with, and judge others that commit the ones we’re not comfortable with.