Garrett Palm

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

Can't even imagine what would happen #OnHere if a ref went up to Mahomes on the bench and had that same interaction. People would lose their freaking minds.

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

@Chiefs rocket scientist here, I can draw you up a force diagram and give you a play to stop the tush push #callme

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

Do you think Brett Maher is on the side lines complaining about Daks interception.

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

@TruGreen prepaid for the “truhealth plan” in the spring after weeks and weeks of calling customer service, They have come out twice in 5 months. Sold to me as 7 applications #trugreen #dontuseTruGreen

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

@gmfb @KyleBrandt @PSchrags #NotNewJersey in the sea of red.

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

@SouthwestAir but you have pretty good flight attendents.

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

@SouthwestAir thanks for not knowing how to properly load fuel on to your plane, and letting us sit on the tarmac for 2 whole hours, with a screaming 11 month old, for a 38 minute flight. #flydelta

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

@SouthwestAir then we land and you guys can't get the jet way to the airplanes door. Now we are once again sitting on the tarmac. Did everyone take the day off. #flydelta

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

@volvocars your computer system on the 2017 #VolvoXC90 is awful, takes forever to boot up, and connects to Bluetooth about as well as my 2001 F150. Also your universal garage remote has terrible range.

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

Let's go Alex Smith! Good luck to the Come back player of the decade! #AlexSmith #number11

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

The o-line tonight 👊

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Let's glyde 🐎

📲 https://t.co/yU4jLvie5Y

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

⏰ 4 pm kickoff ⏰

Tell your boss we think you should be able to leave early today!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Woot Woot

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

C'MOOOOON MAN

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Patrick Mahomes improves to 3-0 vs. Lamar Jackson 👀

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Mahomes scores 5 touchdowns as the Chiefs beat the Ravens on MNF ⚡️

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

RT IF YOU'RE READY FOR TONIGHT 🙌

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

@Lowes Still the worst customer service I have ever got. #DontuseLowes

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

How does Lowe's help. Pay them thounds of dollars for kitchen cabinets and granite counter tops, have them screw up the order not once but 4 times, have the Lowes project rep never call you back, then have them put a seam in your new granite 9ft counter tops @Lowes #Lowesproject

[Garrett Palm @PalmGarrett]

@YouTubeTV awesome job adding NFL Network and RedZone option! You kept a customer! #Donthave2switch