Palmer Bankman

The banking system is carefully designed to protect all. You punks and your cryptos are ruining everything. Commoners can't handle unrefined investments.

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@KendrickPerkins K Perkins was that badminton player, right?

[Kendrick Perkins @KendrickPerkins]

The Pelicans are quietly making some noise over there since the All Star break. Giving the Jazz all the Jambalaya they can handle!

Pelican fans I don’t wanna hear nothing from y’all but “thanks Big Perk”. Carry on…

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@wojespn Mardi Gras done come early.

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

The elites got even Rage Against the Machine to sell out. We could get you to sell out, too, if only you mattered.

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@POTUS Good! It would be better for people to make IDs free and easy to access since they're needed for so many things like food stamps and medicaid but making them hard to get to keep this nonsensical political agenda is genius. Well done!

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

Give up, CryptoPunks! You can't topple our system.

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@SECGov Join the minions of the elites! I will throw you a Christmas Party with many meats, yearly.

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@SECGov Where does the penalty money go, you ask?! To us elites! Bwahaha.

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@saylor Can you kids polish your bitcoin? No. I will think of how sad you are while polishing my collection of turn of the century quarters. Bwahaha. Haha.

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@SECGov Every now and then we elites throw out a patsy so the commoners think we have their best interest at heart.

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

1....2....Gensler's coming for you

3...4...better lock your doors

5...6...better sell MATICs

7....8....SEC's going to empty your plate

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@cardano_whale Crypto is a scam! Stick with the traditional banking system. We set it up to be more to the speed of you commoners.

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

Now that the secret's out....any of you sheep want to volunteer for the next Squid Game?

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@CNN Whomever you "choose", my chaps and I still pull the strings!

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@SenWarren I would thank God for Sen Warren being in place to protect the interests of the elite....but we put her there! So thank us!

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@SECGov I would thank God for Gary and the SEC protecting the interests of my fellow elites....but it wasn't God. It was us. We got him appointed. So thank me!

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@saylor I mean it's one bitcoin, Michael. How much could it cost? $10?

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

It's a bitcoin, Michael. How much could one bitcoin cost? $10?

[Palmer Bankman @PalmerBankman]

@SafemoonHoly If commoners were ready for high RoIs, us elites would have given to you. Follow me for tips on how to earn .005% interest with the traditional banking system.