Palmer Lynch

What’s in a name? Palmer and Lynch are two family surnames that seem like a great byline. I have my own horror blog “Late Blooming Horror.”

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@AmazingPopPod “… and a short stack of pancakes. So that’s what I eat on cheat day… what did you get up to man?”

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@BDisgusting “Hi, I’m Sydney Sweeney. As you can see from the lack of light in my dead little eyes, I’m thrilled to make this haunted hayride movie. Look, I put a black bow on this designer bra to connect with the horror fanbase.”

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@kaardbord Oh, I’m sorry. I expected someone on a sketch comedy show to actually be funny…

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@Joek72 TCM is owned by WB.

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@eviedead2 “Bubblewrap loves writing slash fanfic.”

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@JurassicWorld I don’t care… wouldn’t the venom from either of them soften the blow?

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@ChaseMit …and how many will Sarah try to veto because she doesn’t want to play a “normal person.”

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Apparently, meth is a prophylactic alertness medication… #bigmouthkarenbass https://t.co/Tp2A4r6wn7

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@pgh_scanner Caller needs to shake their head and laugh. I literally saw a sign guy in the West End Circle once offering his tongue talents as a bargaining chip to leverage what he wanted.

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@HumanistReport Sorry. I had a vastly different experience.

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@justinboldaji And 10 years later, if you’re still bitching about it, then you’re proving you do.

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Somewhere, a development guy at #TheAsylum just dropped his coke spoon… https://t.co/YblUgjot5G

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@REMASCULATE Rita is a singer. She’s touring to support her music. If you don’t dig her music, that’s ok, but honestly, the lady is doing work for her project.

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@iamrobothead I still don’t understand why people hate this movie. I know it’s flawed, but it doesn’t upset me.

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@DaddyWarpig Fluid… yeah… I mean, I thought it would have been entertaining and bold for them to at least acknowledge Big Bertha.

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@BedeJermyn Tom gives me “weird plan” vibes… like he’s going to come out of left field with a fully functioning studio or something.

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@supergeekmike And they pulled it off beautifully because they are actors. In my opinion the greatest actor alive is Jenifer Lewis who spent decades playing the mother of ladies who were normally older than she was.

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@KatieMiller No one actually knows how many phalluses were serviced in pursuit of this nod… which is the natural guess after we’ve exhausted looking for big bags of cash…

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@calenmiriel Totally get it. (It had a life of its own… it would make a great “immersive theater” experience.)