Palmer

Baseball and computers are all I know.
UT, UTSA, & MCC Alum.
Currently: @AlphaSchoolATX and Texas Sports Academy.

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

I’m thrilled to announce that next semester I will be attending the University of Texas to pursue a Masters of Science in Information Technology Management.

In addition, I would like to officially announce my commitment to @TexasBaseball as a graduate transfer. Hook ‘Em! 🤘🏻

[Palmer.dev @PalmerTheDev]

Alpha School is building the future of education.
Texas Sports Academy is using that platform to create the next generation of scholar athletes.
Students finish a full academic day in just 2 hours, freeing up time for their passions at school, and at home.
This is the future.

[malekai @malekaimischke]

Opening Day at our baseball-focused Texas Sports Academy!

Students will crush academics on Timeback in 2 hours each morning, then start training at noon.

Every baseball player’s dream school — check it out:

[Palmer.dev @PalmerTheDev]

It's awesome to see Sydney Sweeney teaching math, but have you ever wondered *why* it works so well? The learning science behind these videos is really fascinating 🧵👇

[Kendall Rogers @KendallRogers]

Texas coach Jim Schlossnagle on @UTSABSB:

"That is not some jack leg team that is just getting hot. They are junkyard dogs, and they're a really good team."

[Austen Allred @Austen]

It is time.

Applications are now open for Gauntlet AI, Cohort 2.

A select few engineers will join us this summer in Austin, spending 100 hrs/week building with AI.

All expenses paid, no cost to join.

Those who complete The Gauntlet will receive a $200k+ job offer.

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

Sorry, I don't have any dumb tweets for y'all today.

April Fool's.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

“Well at least when we go to TopGolf with @gauntletai it’ll be a bunch of nerds and not people crushing driver over the net”

[Palmer.dev @PalmerTheDev]

This week at @gauntletai, I've learned I can things that I previously thought were impossible.

For example, I've ordered butter chicken for every single meal this week-- something my fiance told me I wasn't allowed to do at home.

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

@Austen 🫡

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

In addition to being the worst song to ever exist, "Baby Shark" is also an ignorant display of anthropocentric sexual dimorphism.
In reality, female sharks are much larger than male sharks, therefor Grandma Shark's hand gestures should be the largest by far.
In this essay I will-

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

.@twix, ran into something interesting today.
I opened up a package of 2 delicious Twix cookie bars, only to find that it contained both a Left Twix and a Right Twix. I am unsure how to handle this scenario.

Does that make it... ambidextwix?
Hope all's well at the factories. Thx

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

@Vol_Baseball Interesting mix in the comments here. Agreed with @Vol_Baseball, but also agree that 18-22 year-olds are adults.

My take: If you wouldn’t say it to the player in-person, don’t do it online.

They’re out there competing, while you’re hiding behind a phone screen. Not a good look.

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

A tip for passionate fans:
Don’t complain about your college team sucking just because they have a bad game, or a bad week. They’re college kids. Coaches will rip them— that’s their job. But somebody’s gotta pick them up afterwards.
Consider which side you’re more qualified for.

[Kevin Poppe, RSCC*D @TheKevinPoppe]

👉🏻 JuCo walk-on.

👉🏻 Made it to a D1. Then went undrafted in 2021.

👉🏻 Indy ball with the Missoula Paddleheads (@GoPaddleHeads).

👉🏻 Nasty in @DST_Houston pro scout day.

Congrats, Palmer Wenzel (@PalmerWenzel) on signing w/ the Houston Astros (@astros)! So proud.

#DSTfamily

[Kevin Poppe, RSCC*D @TheKevinPoppe]

If you don’t know who @PalmerWenzel is, enjoy the nastiness of this free agent’s stuff 😳

Has an Indy ball home. Looking for an affiliate opportunity.

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

The prevalence of blockchain technology in today's world has given rise to a new concept in gaming: Play-and-Earn. In pursuit of advancing this technology further, I've decided to develop my own game. If you want to join me, and learn more about P&E, follow my alt @PalmerTheDev!

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

@MikeShillMadeIt @BeerMeSTR @blknoiz06 If I'm not mistaken, PoE took 6 years to develop & an additional 9 years to reach what it is now... maybe check back in another 5.5 years for an updated review? You'll miss out on the token earnings (major web3 benefit imo), but at least the game aspect will be more developed.

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

Me, a college athlete whose career ended last week, watching everyone else enjoy the NIL rule changes

[McLennan Baseball @mccbaseball1]

Two members of the #McLennanFamily on the field together again...this time in different uniforms. Always great to get these pics from our guys. This time it’s ⁦@PalmerWenzel of ⁦@TexasBaseball⁩ and ⁦@CallilGeorge of ⁦@GamecockBasebll⁩ #jucoroute