Jon Palmer

Social media ghost 👻. Aurealis Award winning author

[Jon Palmer @PalmerWriting]

@oldbutterscotch @ReelPervert “Is HW okay?”
“No he isn’t.”
😂 it’s so brutal you actually have to laugh

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@jrostopovich @poemPilled 😂of course

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@WhatHoARat @pensandpoison Right? It trips over its own feet.

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@jrostopovich @poemPilled God that’s gross. I’m sorry you go through that. Can I ask if there’s a correlation with argumentative rejected and writing quality? 😂

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@WhatHoARat lol I did this last week. The steak hangover was worse than the whiskey hangover.

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@jrostopovich @poemPilled That’s outrageous and insane. What percentage of rejections would you say result in a reaction like that?

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@cwik_greg I read The Exorcist earlier this year and I was blown away by how good he was - at prose and story level. Dimiter is on my wish list.

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@geekfacekillah @kmartmicroceleb Faaark wouldn’t that just go off?

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@jrostopovich @cwik_greg Is she the one dancing in Dragula?

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@jrostopovich @cwik_greg I’m going down with the ship lol.

[Jon Palmer @PalmerWriting]

@jrostopovich @cwik_greg I went down a Rob Zombie rabbit hole a few years ago because I got all excited about Queens of the Stone Age’s new album but then I saw someone say they were “the very last group flying the hard rock flag.” 😞

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@she_obey @Dominion_vi lol, right? Body standards are in outer fucking space at the moment

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Conversation of affirmation with my barber today:
“Your hair is very thick but very soft.”
“Thank you.”
“You have very good hair.”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”

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@realPeterCrerar Hah! Ain’t it true.

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I read an entire book on my phone yesterday and now I’m blind.

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@realPeterCrerar It was one of my own manuscripts, and you know what? It wasn’t bad.

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@WhatHoARat @bartlebytaco @_jstwhore I like to say I went from Dead Poet’s to Hell’s Kitchen in about 6 months before settling somewhere in the middle, like… I don’t know, the final third of a season of Hell’s Kitchen

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@WhatHoARat @LarryKellogg I was a bit ‘meh’ about the first two I read but I just did Year of RnR and I was laughing out loud almost the whole time.

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@indigojackal Do the pirates also have hooks? Because I’m into it

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@jrostopovich @cwik_greg Let me know when I can buy this please 😂