Paloma Ortiz

Dog mom of 5. Cat mom of 3. Professional cross country skier in Antarctica.

[Paloma Ortiz @PalomaIsKool]

@JenniferAydin Can you buy me new shoes???

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@MystaBryan @RHousevibes Tiki 😭💘

[Keith @keithdunn]

The 2022 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

[Tracey Carnazzo @TrixieTuzzini]

I know I’d be a bad mom because I can’t even keep my phone alive and I love my phone way more than I’d ever love my child.

[Paloma Ortiz @PalomaIsKool]

Today was a long day 😔

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Britney: FREE!

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Dear @HaagenDazs_US I love your rocky road ice cream, but I have a way to make it better: instead of regular almonds, put your chocolate coated vanilla swiss almonds. I think your fans would love it!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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Happy Birthday @kayla_leo_rmz https://t.co/4cvZcWQfzf

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What a busy day in my yoga pants

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Unpopular opinion: "intermittent fasting" is just another word for disorder eating. #truth #itdoesntwork

[Paloma Ortiz @PalomaIsKool]

Honestly, comparing Trump to Nixon is too kind... Nixon at least had the integrity to resign.

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Spent the afternoon inducing dog vomit then cleaning it up, so yah I kinda want to nap.

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Re watching teen mom 2 and I feel personally victimized by Jenelle and Babs

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Can it be winter break already?????

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It's it okay to go to bed at 8pm???

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@crystallnadiine Yah, but then they give you butt massages and it's all better.

[Paloma Ortiz @PalomaIsKool]

I'm probably gonna be at 150 miles of running at the end of this month... 🤭😱

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The hunger is real right now... I need pizza 🍕

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

Khloé used to be so funny, now she’s the King of Pop.

[Paloma Ortiz @PalomaIsKool]

In 2011, my make up routine was foundation, eyeliner, mascara, and a hint of blush.... And I still looked beautiful. Now it's 29 step process that I give up on some days.