"Good news, Lemon. President Trump is finally releasing what we have all waited for."
"Oh God. The files?"
"Jeffrey? I'll never forgive him for beating me as Cosmopolitan's "bachelor of the month" in 1980. No, Rush Hour 4. They want Tracy to play Roman Polanski's part."
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are developing a Miss Piggy #Muppets movie!
Oh Mary Tony winner Cole Escola will pen the script for the project.
Read more: https://t.co/4GVNwBPdAg
When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on
ME: I don’t think a Muppet “West Side Story” works because it would start to assign race/class value to the different types of Muppets, and that doesn’t at all align with their established worldview
THERAPIST: ok so like I said we’re gonna up your dosage