David Paluzzi

Mediocre white dude

UML Alum, He/Him

[David Paluzzi @PaluzziDavid]

Folks, I have been had.

[UMass Lowell Hockey @RiverHawkHockey]

@PaluzziDavid Shouldn't you be working David? I am not sure Norm would approve of your lack of focus during the game

[matthew Ⓥ 🇵🇸 @t0mbstoneblues]

Genuinely think "can't work today, I'm reading East of Eden" should be a legitimate reason not to have to log on at the email factory. There is more value to be found in any of those 650 pages than have ever been produced by corporate life

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

it’s kind of crazy how dancing in the dark by bruce springsteen is the best song ever made

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Jesus Healing the Paralytic at the Pool of Bethesda (flipped), by Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1670, 📸 by @Stuart_PhotoAFC

[David Paluzzi @PaluzziDavid]

The pats are such a god damn disgrace. Consistently found a way all year to do the wrong thing. Why should I give a shit about them next year if there are no major changes?

[NHL @NHL]

The first goal of 2025, and it's Andre Lee's first NHL goal! 🚨

[LA Kings @LAKings]

First @NHL goal cellies 🤗🤗

[UMass Lowell Hockey @RiverHawkHockey]

LETS GOOO @Andrelee71 1️⃣🚨

Keep making us proud!

#UnitedInBlue

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

IN: love with my wife

OUT: on a date with my beautiful wife

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!

[David Paluzzi @PaluzziDavid]

@KyleMcDoogle Celtics to the rest of the league:

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

no it’s actually trying different sandwiches

[David Paluzzi @PaluzziDavid]

Lmao what

[UMass Hockey @UMassHockey]

Excited to welcome Emmy-winning broadcaster Pierre McGuire to our UMass Sports Network team for select home games in 2024-25!

🔗: https://t.co/XKpPoaZkGY

#NewMass X #Flagship 🚩

[David Paluzzi @PaluzziDavid]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[LA Kings @LAKings]

Homecoming szn 🏫

While on our season opening road trip, @Andrelee71 was invited back to his Alma mater at @RiverHawkHockey to drop the puck at their Home Opener!

Full spotlight 📲 https://t.co/WeH38jbd3Z

#GoKingsGo

[EJ @ejmichele]

Unavoidable but real bummer that my “engage with my silly little sports hobby” app is also my “the world is ending app”.

[David Paluzzi @PaluzziDavid]

@KyleMcDoogle let's add another one to the collection this year, inshallah 🙏

[David Paluzzi @PaluzziDavid]

@McEv0y Playmaking savant

[UMass Lowell Hockey @RiverHawkHockey]

Lucas Condotta officially announced as the captain for the @RocketLaval! BIG Congrats, Dots!👏

#UnitedInBlue | #AlwaysARiverHawk