Pam

*Ominous music plays*
Hashtag Writer/Host: @AcronymAlts Co-host: @SpookyTags 👻#Horror. I'm only half evil. TakenAF|DMs Ignored💯 @kickasspopups 🤘🍻

[Pam @PammyJC]

I deleted my tweet because of a typo and I'll do it aiagn and agnia.

[Clint Kritzer @ClintK64]

Adulting #ScramblesMyBrain.

[Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield]

I have a machine that #ScramblesMyBrain in a good way and makes me tingle.

[AwesomeArti @ArtiTweets]

My last functioning brain cell filed for resignation the day we met.
#ScramblesMyBrain

[Mario Speedwagon @SilipigniMario]

How he hasn't been elected yet #ScramblesMyBrain.

[DebIsGone @DebIsGone]

You shake my nerves and you #ScramblesMyBrain
Goodness gracious, those aren't the words

[Mario Speedwagon @SilipigniMario]

Finding dude's car #ScramblesMyBrain.

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

A personalized pop quiz #ScramblesMyBrain

[Tell Ya 🌸 @telliabear]

A mind drill
#ScramblesMyBrain

[Pam @PammyJC]

It #ScramblesMyBrain
How a hairstyle makes such a difference.

[National Daze Tags @NationalDazeTag]

Welcome to National Daze! Today is National Egg Day, so let's get cracking with the yolks, alright? This game always #ScramblesMyBrain in the best way possible. How about you? Tell @BellaLaRue1 and @SilipigniMario your thoughts. Let's have some fun!

[DebIsGone @DebIsGone]

When I'm on here, I'm like, "Jesus I hate you people". Two minutes later, "I love you guys".

[Pam @PammyJC]

@DebIsGone We're a bunch of idiots!
😅

[Sean M. O'Donnell 🇮🇪🇺🇸 @SeanMODonnell1]

#McLovin
#Wednesday
Happy McLovin Day!😏

[♥️WCW♥️ @WedChocWars]

Great movie characters get killer songs when they walk off into the sunset. It's time to give real life celebs that treatment. When a star makes a dramatic exit from a job, a scandal, or a room, what song is providing the punchline?
Person(situation)+Song = #CelebrityExitMusic

[Elic Bramlett @elicbramlett]

Close Equators of the Third Kind #SciFiGeography

[H U D S O N @danielhudsonll]

C3 Ontario. 🇨🇦 #SciFiGeography

[` @ick_real]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[National Daze Tags @NationalDazeTag]

Hello, all! It's almost time for the Daze Crew to scramble brains with an eggcellent new game.
It could be a whisk, but we hope you'll take that whisk with us. Omelette you decide to join @BellaLaRue1 & @SilipigniMario on Wednesday at 11 p.m. EST. It shell be sure to entertain!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

me: i saw it on twitter lmao

them: what’s your twitter

me: i don’t have twitter

[Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo]

Me: Here's your unicycle back.
Them: But I lent you a bicycle.

(pretty lame but I'm not firing on all cylinders)