I'm drunk, can I text your wife and show her your sissy file containing damaging images and videos of you doing tik tok dances in your hideous outfits and fake t'ts?
Good news is I'm drinking barcelo and cola and I'm at a Ā£250 head start to the day. Bad news is he has to now wait and hope I don't "accidentally" fall asleep š š„³
@SauceKiki Sorry but when I wake up and see you posted a video of you playing the accordion with my face the law suit I'm hitting you with will be diabolical šš
I remember I dated a bodyguard for big time rappers and his d was so fucking small omg don't let big buff men with a macho persona fool you lol deaded that shit quickkkk
Our Airbnb neighbour gave me a bunch of loud that he grew before heading out today. I gave him a kiss on the cheek and he got so red and flustered (I low-key knew he wouldš¤)
You're probably bored at your desk job right now š..who says you can't be a findummy at your big boy job hmm? Put my photo as your wallpaper on your phone. One hand typing & the other in your pants rubbing ever so slowly so HR doesn't catch youš¤it's so risky yet so fkn sexy š„µ