three things you should never do:
1. date a guy named stu. trust me.
2. go to the garage to get your idiot boyfriend more beers. again, trust me.
3. try to crawl through the cat door.. TRUST. ME.
i think it may be a sword...
but anyways just because the length of his weapon and annihilate us within seconds doesn't mean he will use it to do so... i hope