João Fonseca

Mete-te na tua vida

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

You’re getting $5,000 just like you got $2 gas, cheap groceries and no wars in the Middle East.

[ADONIS @adonispara]

Dostoevsky writing to his brother a few hours after nearly being executed by order of Tsar Nicholas I.

[João Fonseca @Panadoriginal]

The Pope is starting the Butlerian Jihad

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The world does not need an artificial intelligence that diminishes humanity; rather, it needs human intelligence enlightened by wisdom, political authority guided by conscience and technological innovation directed by charity. Only then will artificial intelligence become not a rival to humanity but a servant of the common good.

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Been to Miami pride and it wasn't as gay as this

[platinum sombrero IQ 73 @platinombrero]

I should be a Democratic Party consultant

[FlatRock @flatrockcap]

@nocontextmemes

[André Silva @dtoAndre]

Só eu é que acho piada que o resultado do jogo não seja taxado até 5000€ (e depois a 20%) enquanto as mais valias de investimento são taxadas em 28%?

Ou seja, uma atitude responsável é mais taxada que jogo.

[Antonin Atger @AntoninAtger]

L'éclipse de ce soir était de 94%. Alors qu'elle était prévues depuis des SIÈCLES, le gouvernement n'a absolument rien anticipé pour nous offrir une éclipse totale.

En Espagne, où la gauche est au pouvoir, elle fut de 100%.

Votez bien en 2027.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

[ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸 @Ultima_Undead]

“Niggas hate hitler but love Lightning McQueen” what the fuck is you talking about

[LSᶜʳᶠ @LS811922]

Po o cara mora praticamente dentro do estádio

[Mike Honcho @BadMMAbets]

“It’s gonna be Superbad mn”

[Gonçalo Canhoto 🇵🇹 @goncalo_canhoto]

Type of shit que acontece quando alguém não sabe estruturar incentivos 😭

profissão: devolvedor de garrafas Volta

[Tomás Ribeiro @gajodagabardine]

Exigir identificação de munícipe para usufruir de um serviço municipal pago com fundos municipais, aparentemente, também constitui uma forma de xuxalismo.

[Bilbia mt engarsada @BilbiaOfissial]

Hoje abriu a época oficialmente

[Carlos Guedes @Carlos_Guedes]

Rapazinho, tu nem quem entra no teu gabinete consegues controlar...

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This son of a bitch, these could have been data centers