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[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_RM]

This was after Ronaldo won his second international trophy

If you’re a Ronaldo fan you can allow them gaslight you ok😂👍

[NENDU @NENDU__]

🗣️Messi at PSG:

“I wasn’t happy I had a hard time adapting”

Meanwhile, Cristiano Ronaldo joined Juventus a league he had NEVER played in before and DOMINATED

[STR || CRISTIANO @cuaurunuaug]

“Cristiano doesn’t make my top 5 all-time🤡”

Meanwhile, Cristiano Ronaldo:

🏅 𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗨𝗔𝗟 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦

🔮 x6 Globe Soccer Awards
🌕 x5 Ballons d’Or
👟 x4 Golden Shoes
🪙 x4 Best UEFA Players
⚽️ x3 The Best FIFA
🇪🇺 x7 Champions League Top Scorer
🏅 2009 Puskás Award Winner
🏅 Golden Foot Winner
🏅 Onze d’Or
🏅 Portuguese Player of the Century
🏅 Champions League All-Time Top Scorer Honored by UEFA
🏅 Best Player of the 21st Century

🏆 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗦

🇵🇹 Euro 2016
🇵🇹 x2 Nations League

🏆 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗦

🇪🇺 x5 Champions Leagues
🌍x4 Club World Cups
🇪🇺 x3 UEFA Super Cups
🇪🇸 x2 La Liga
🇪🇸 x2 Copa del Rey
🇪🇸 x2 Spanish Super Cup
🇮🇹 x2 Serie A
🇮🇹 x2 Italian Super Cup
🇮🇹 x1 Coppa Italia
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x3 Premier League
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x2 League Cup
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x2 Community Shield
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x1 FA Cup
🇵🇹 x1 Portuguese Super Cup
🇸🇦 x1 Arab Club Champions Cup
🇸🇦 x1 Saudi Pro League Champion

📊 𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦

🥇 All-Time Leading Goalscorer in Football History
🥇 All-Time Leading Goalscorer for a National Team
🥇 All-Time Leading Goalscorer in Champions League History
🥇 First Player to Score in Six World Cups
🥇 Portugal's All-Time Leading World Cup Goalscorer
🥇 First Player to Reach 800, 850, 900, and 950 Official Goals
🥇 All-Time Assists Leader in Champions League History
🥇 All-Time Leading Goalscorer in Real Madrid History
🥇 All-Time Leading Goalscorer in Euros History
🥇 All-Time Assists Leader in Euros History
🥇 Only Player to Score in Five Different Euro Editions
🥇 Nations League All-Time Top Scorer
🥇 All-Time Leading Goalscorer in Euro Qualifiers
🥇 All-Time Leading Goalscorer in World Cup Qualifiers
🥇 Single-Season Champions League Goals Record (17)
🥇 Most Hat-Tricks in a Career (60+)
🥇 Player with Goals in Over 20 Consecutive Professional Seasons
🥇 Player Who Has Scored Against the Most Different Teams
🥇 All-Time Leading Penalty Goalscorer in Official Competitions
🥇 All-Time Leading Goalscorer in Champions League Knockout Stages
🥇 All-Time Leading Goalscorer in Champions League Finals
🥇 All-Time Leading Free-Kick Goalscorer in Champions League
🥇 Player with the Most International Caps in History
🥇 Player with the Most Euro Matches Played
🥇 Player with the Most Euro Appearances (5 Editions)
🥇 Player with the Most World Cup Appearances (5 Editions)
🥇 Only Player to Score 100+ Goals in 3 of the 5 Major European Leagues
🥇 Only Player to Win Ballon d’Or in Two Different Major Leagues (Premier League & La Liga)
🥇 Only Captain to Lift All Three Major Trophies in Portugal's History
🥇 Player Most Frequently Named in Ballon d’Or Top 30 (18 Nominations)

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘. 🙌🐐

[RW 🇸🇪 @ronaldowarrior]

Life before daddy Infantino

[Mal @UtdMaI]

At 34 years old, Juventus paid €100 million for Cristiano Ronaldo.

He went on to score over 100 goals, won multiple trophies, and produced one of the greatest Champions League nights ever with that hat-trick against Atlético Madrid.

But apparently I’m supposed to erase all of that because Messi beat Jordan, cheated his way against Egypt and Cape Verde, then picked up a couple of assists against England.

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Ronaldo was the top scorer in the World at 39 playing with players like Ghareeb and Khaibari and still outscoring Haaland, Mbappe, Kane etc

At that time the Ballon Dor was only for "European clubs" lmao.

This is the corruption and PR Ronaldo has fought all his life.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

You don’t need to win the World Cup to be the best player. Good evening

[𝐎𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐄 🇪🇸 @ik_ohene7]

Gianni Infantino🗣️: “FIFA is officially the provider of happiness”

Trump🗣️: “Unless his team loses (Argentina)

Trump calling out Infantino for being corrupt right to his face on live camera is wild😭😭

[MT2 @madrid_total2]

Uno de los robos más grandes de la historia.

Erling Haaland ganó el TRIPLETE siendo MÁXIMO GOLEADOR DE TODO y el Balón de Oro se lo dieron a Messi por 5 penales regalados.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2026 se repetirá la historia! 🐀

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Lionel Messi's World Cup Career before Infantino:

🇷🇸 Serbia ⚽️
🇳🇱 Netherlands ❌️
🇲🇽 Mexico ❌️
🇳🇬 Nigeria ❌️
🇰🇷 South Korea ❌️
🇬🇷 Greece ❌️
🇲🇽 Mexico ❌️
🇩🇪 Germany ❌️
🇧🇦 Bosnia ⚽️
🇮🇷 Iran ⚽️
🇳🇬 Nigeria ⚽️⚽️
🇨🇭 Switzerland ❌️
🇧🇪 Belgium ❌️
🇳🇱 Netherlands ❌️
🇩🇪 Germany ❌️
🇮🇸 Iceland ❌️
🇭🇷 Croatia ❌️
🇳🇬 Nigeria ⚽️
🇫🇷 France ❌️

[T? 🇿🇦 @Luhw0p]

They are starting to soft launch it

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

5 penalties + Algeria, Jordan, Cape Verde, Egypt = Goat debate is over

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[CR7INHO🐐🇵🇹 @_cr7inho]

Avant Infantino et compagnie c’était dur hein 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Central Cristiano Ronaldo @CentralCR7BR]

🇦🇷 Messi em 2019: “A Copa América e os árbitros foram claramente comprados pelo Brasil. Não dá vontade de jogar.”

🇦🇷 Messi em 2026: “É besteira, quem quer reclamar de arbitragem está apenas chorando.”

Quando convém… 🤷‍♂️

[ActuCR7 @ActuCR7_]

Le palmarès tout simplement MONSTRUEUX de Cristiano Ronaldo 🤯:

🏅 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗨𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗦

🔮 x6 Globe Soccer Awards
🌕 x5 Ballons d’Or
👟 x4 Souliers d’Or
🪙 x4 Meilleurs joueurs UEFA
⚽️ x3 The Best FIFA
🇪🇺 x7 Meilleur buteur de la Ligue des champions
🏅 Lauréat du Prix Puskás 2009
🏅 Lauréat du Golden Foot
🏅 Onze d’Or
🏅 Joueur portugais du siècle
🏅 Meilleur buteur de l’histoire de la Ligue des champions honoré par l’UEFA
🏅 Meilleur joueur du 21e siècle

🏆 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗘́𝗘𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗨𝗫

🇵🇹 Euro 2016
🇵🇹 x2 Ligue des Nations

🏆 𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗛𝗘́𝗘𝗦 𝗘𝗡 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕𝗦

🇪🇺 x5 Ligue des Champions
🌍x4 Coupe du Monde des Clubs
🇪🇺 x3 Supercoupes UEFA
🇪🇸 x2 Liga
🇪🇸 x2 Coupe du Roi
🇪🇸 x2 Supercoupe d’Espagne
🇮🇹 x2 Serie A
🇮🇹 x2 Supercoupe d’Italie
🇮🇹 x1 Coupe d’Italie
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x3 Premier League
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x2 League Cup
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x2 Community Shield
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿x1 FA Cup
🇵🇹 x1 Supercoupe du Portugal
🇸🇦 x1 Coupe Arabe des Champions
🇸🇦 x1 Champion d’Arabie Saoudite

📊 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗨𝗦

🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire du football
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire en sélection nationale
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire de la Ligue des Champions
🥇 Premier joueur à marquer lors de six Coupes du monde
🥇 Meilleur buteur portugais de l’histoire en Coupe du monde
🥇 Premier joueur à inscrire au moins 800, 850, 900 et 950 buts officiels
🥇 Meilleur passeur de l’Histoire de la Ligue des Champions
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire du Real Madrid
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire de l’Euro
🥇 Meilleur passeur de l’Histoire de l’Euro
🥇 Seul joueur à avoir marqué lors de cinq éditions différentes de l’Euro
🥇 Meilleur buteur de la Ligue des Nations
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire des qualifications Euro
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’Histoire des qualifications Coupe du Monde
🥇 Record de buts en une saison de Ligue des Champions (17)
🥇 Plus grand nombre de triplés (hat-tricks) en carrière (60+)
🥇 Joueur ayant marqué dans plus de 20 saisons consécutives au niveau professionnel
🥇 Joueur ayant marqué contre le plus grand nombre d’équipes différentes
🥇 Meilleur buteur sur penaltys en compétition officielle
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’histoire des phases à élimination directe de Ligue des champions
🥇 Meilleur buteur de l’histoire des finales de Ligue des champions
🥇 Meilleur buteur sur coups francs en Ligue des Champions
🥇 Joueur avec le plus grand nombre de sélections internationales de l’histoire
🥇 Joueur ayant disputé le plus de matchs à l’Euro
🥇 Joueur ayant le plus de participations à l’Euro (5 éditions)
🥇 Joueur ayant le plus de participations à la Coupe du Monde (5 éditions)
🥇 Seul joueur à avoir marqué 100+ buts dans 3 des 5 grands championnats européens
🥇 Seul joueur à avoir remporté le Ballon d’Or dans deux grands championnats différents (Premier League & Liga)
🥇 Seul capitaine à avoir soulevé les trois trophées majeurs de l’histoire du Portugal
🥇 Joueur le plus souvent nommé dans le Top 30 du Ballon d’Or (18 nominations)

𝗟𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗨𝗥 𝗗𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗦. 🙌🐐

[Certified_Dele @ABLAYEDIALLO0]

J’ai vu Messi perdre 2 finales de Copa América et annoncer sa retraite internationale en 2016. J’ai vu la Copa América être organisée 5 fois en 10 ans. J’ai vu Messi quitter Barcelone, sortir de sa zone de confort et ne marquer que 6 buts en Ligue 1 lors de sa première saison avec le PSG. Chacun écrit son histoire, mais les faits restent les faits.

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

Magically that was the same year Infantino was elected as FIFA president, then Messi came back from retirement, the rest is history

[🥷🏽 @YRNBrxnt_]

A 7-game tournament somehow erased 8 months of club football yet Messi still won the 2010 Ballon d'Or with 0 wc goals robbing Iniesta.

The corruption is comical atp.

[Ahmet @kafadooo]

2010, Sneijder Şampiyonlar ligi alıyor, Iniesta Dünya Kupası alıyor ama gol sayısı daha fazla diye Messi ballon dor kazanıyor

2011, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla gol atıyor ama bu sefer de Şampiyonlar ligi önemli diye Messi ballon dor alıyor

2012, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla kupa kazanıyor ama kural yine Messi için değişip gol sayısı fazla olduğu için Messi ballon dor alıyor

2019, Salah ve Van Dijk harika bir Şampiyonlar ligi sezonu geçiriyor, Alisson Becker hem Şampiyonlar ligi hem Copa America kazanıyor ama gol sayısına bakarak yine Messi’ye ödül veriliyor

2021, kural yine değişiyor, Lewandowski gol sayısı olarak lider ama Copa America kazandığı için ödül Messi'ye veriliyor

2023, 2010 yılında önemi olmayan Dünya Kupası bu sefer önem kazanıyor Ve Manchester City'de hem Premier Lig hem de Şampiyonlar Ligi kazanan Haaland yerine ballon dor Messi'ye veriliyor

2026 ⌛

[Max Red @Utd__max10]

Death couldn’t change it. Another lifetime wouldn’t either. Cristiano Ronaldo forever.